-> "Worf"
Original Song Title:
"Sex Dwarf"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Worf"
The Lyrics
Isn't it nice, new plot device
We'll just put a Klingon on the Enterprise
We can make a series with Worf as the star
We don't even have to worry about pon farr
He once had a pet targ on a long black leash
His father was a bigwig on Qo'Nos' streets
Worf's the man of action
Worf fights for his honor
Borg and Romulans, watch out for Mr. Worf!
Time to raise the shields! Bat'leth he will wield
Fighting for honor on the battlefield
Enemies hit the floor as Worf slashes their hides
Then today is a good day to die
They all fear Worf's twirling blades
What Worf won't do to impress Troi
Go Worf! (x3)
Yeah Worf! (x3)
Worf, son of Mogh, traveled to Earth
With the Rozhenkos and other humans
Looking to procure some identity
Joined the Academy.
Promote Lieutenant Worf, that's such an honor
Get a stash of phasers, go blast the invaders
That Worf, in a gold sash
Making it so for ol' Picard.
Got reassigned to Deep Space Nine,
Made it with a Trill, boy was she fine.
So Worf, ain't it sublime?
Beating up baddies at nine/eight Central Time
Go Worf! (x4)
Yeah Worf! (x4)
So they gave an awesome ship to Mr. Worf
But it got pretty messed up by the Borg
Back with the old crew, like times of old
Busted Borg hand to ward off cold
Worf goes to battle against the Jem Hadar
Klingon spirit, Mr. Worf won't be defeated
He will say if you were any other man
Worf will kill you right there where you stand
Oh Worf, on Deep Space Nine
Showing Quark Ferengi the best way to fight
Go Worf, shuns the blood wine
Rather have some prune juice that is just as nice
Go Worf! (x3)
Yeah Worf! (x3)
Oh Worf, on Deep Space Nine
Showing Quark Ferengi the best way to fight
Go Worf, shuns the blood wine
Rather have some prune juice that is just as nice
Mad skills to fight, breaking a spine
Shouting Qa'Pla! before showing his might
Yeah Worf, his form is fine
Showing Alexander the path of the right
Hey Worf, on Deep Space Nine
Beating up baddies at nine/eight Central TimeYeah Worf, his form is fine
Showing Alexander the path of the right
Go Worf! (x3)
Yeah Worf, a good day to die...
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