Song Parodies -> "Black Magic Marker"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman/Gypsy Queen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Black Magic Marker"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Your first choice for a certain task is something you will never let go as this guy in the song will learn and reveal.

It's my black magic marker
It's my black magic marker

I love my black magic marker
I'll always take it with me
I'll use it to make things darker
So that way it'll make things much harder to see

I do not want a sharpie
I do not want a sharpie

Please don't make me use a damn sharpie
It's just a worthless piece of stick
Don't force it on me harpy
I just want to stick with my own pick

I'll never leave that marker
I'll never leave that marker

Yes I'll never leave that marker
As it's now part of my bone
I will not leave you - magic marker
Please don't leave me alone

Later he had an affair with a Wite-Out pen and it went downhill then on...

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annimal - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment

yeah you don't want a sharpie, it will probably try to leak all over you like mine tried to do to me.

? - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment

I thought this was pretty good. Much better than what you usually write.

Rob Arndt - March 17, 2016 - Report this comment

I give this high Marks! 555!

Max Power - March 18, 2016 - Report this comment

Thanks for your comments!

Agrimorfee - March 29, 2016 - Report this comment

"part of [your] bone"? Cute little ditty.

Matthias - April 04, 2016 - Report this comment

Didn't understand the bone bit. Did it get lodged inside of you somehow. This was overall a fun little tune though.

bobpiecheese - April 05, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Wait, there's different kinds of markers? I thought they were just brand names. Anyway, okay parody, though I agree with the confusion over the "bone" line.

Blaydeman - April 12, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I think this need a video to go along with it to really make the humor shine. It's a cute little song, but there isn't much LOL-factor in the lyrics, so seeing this guy interacting with his marker and the world would add a lot of physical humor. Not to mention, the song is like 75% instrumental, so you could have a lot of fun in there. But just going off of the lyrics, it's okay. Pacing and rhyming were good, just didn't laugh all that much.

bobpiecheese - April 28, 2016 - Report this comment

(ABC) See above.

Abbott Skelding - May 01, 2016 - Report this comment

I gotta agree with Blaydeman on his review. I was kind of expecting a guy gets drunk, passes out, and ends up with black magic marker all over his face kind of parody. Maybe that'll work as a sequel.

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