Once there was a reality star,
oh so proud,
Firing folks on TV,
acting oh so loud.
Then he became the President,
a surreal desire,
But when it came to voters,
he couldn't handle being
Fired!

Oh, he couldn't handle
being fired, oh no, no, no,
His ego couldn't take it,
so he put on a show.
Promoted lies that he won,
though it was dire,
And his supporters
stormed the Capitol,
fueled by his fire.

Malignant narcissism,
his true colors showed,
Claiming he was cheated,
spreading falsehoods bold.
But the voters spoke
loud and clear, they did inspire,
To show him the door,
oh he couldn't handle being
Fired!

Oh, he couldn't handle
being fired, oh no, no, no,
His ego couldn't take it,
so he put on a show.
Promoted lies that he won,
though it was dire,
And his supporters
stormed the Capitol,
fueled by his fire.

He craved the power,
the spotlight shining bright,
But when it slipped away,
he couldn't handle the fight.
He tarnished the peaceful transfer
of power we admire,
With his desperate attempts,
unable to handle being
Fired!

The coup was thwarted,
democracy stood tall,
The nation united,
refusing to let it fall.
He may have left,
but the scars won't soon retire,
A stain on history,
he couldn't handle being
Fired!

Oh, he couldn't handle
being fired, oh no, no, no,
His ego couldn't take it,
so he put on a show.
Promoted lies that he won,
though it was dire,
And his supporters
stormed the Capitol,
fueled by his fire.

Now we move forward,
learning from the past,
Protecting our democracy,
making it steadfast.
Remember the lesson,
let it never expire,
That even a President
couldn't handle being
Fired!