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A South African miner loses a leg in an accident.
He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
Submitted by: blue badger
A journalist asks Paul McCartney if he'll ever go down on one knee again.
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'
Paul replies 'I'd prefer if you called her Heather.'
Submitted by: Sarah
After agreeing the divorce settlement, he said 'Now hoppit'.
Apparently, Paul McCartney and his wife Heather are splitting up
because he bought her a plane for her last birthday.
...And a ladyshave for the other leg.
because he bought her a plane for her last birthday.
...And a ladyshave for the other leg.
Submitted by: LucidLupin
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
- a poem by Sir Paul McCartney
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
- a poem by Sir Paul McCartney
It's a legal minefield for Heather Mills
(..... Rest assured there's no 'arm in it - editor adds!)
(..... Rest assured there's no 'arm in it - editor adds!)
Submitted by: John Warren
One day Paul came home and said "I've got good news and bad news. First, the bad - Linda's dead. The good - we're going to McDonald's tonight!"
Submitted by: dave
Paul Mcartney has decided to bury the hatchet and bought his wife Heather a Xmas present. He has bought her a pure gold prosthetic leg. However it is not going to be her main Xmas present. It is only meant to be a stocking filler
Submitted by: cougar
Paul was upset with his wife Heather Mills because her favorite music was Hip Hop.
Submitted by: John
Poor Paul McCartney, I bet Heather is limping all the way to the bank.
Paul McCartney's divorce could cost him billions and he won't have a leg to stand….er, I mean she won't have a leg to… Divorce can be so complicated.
You would think with the billions of dollars Heather McCartney was going to get from Paul she would be living it up, but in fact she's not...... The other day reporters saw her eating at IHOP.
Paul McCartney's divorce could cost him billions and he won't have a leg to stand….er, I mean she won't have a leg to… Divorce can be so complicated.
You would think with the billions of dollars Heather McCartney was going to get from Paul she would be living it up, but in fact she's not...... The other day reporters saw her eating at IHOP.
Q. What has three legs and used to live on a farm?
A. Paul and Heather McCartney.
A. Paul and Heather McCartney.
Submitted by: Ken
Q: What was Paul McCartney and Heather Mills favourite 70's Andy Fairweather-Low song?
A: Wide-eyed and Legless !
A: Wide-eyed and Legless !
Submitted by: Ann Law
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