Jokes about Marilyn Manson from the largest music humor site on the web. Check out the index for other performers we have jokes about.
Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Marilyn Manson
Sorry I asked....
Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Mayor of Lyn
Mayor of Lyn who?
Marilyn Manson
Marilyn Manson calls his ex-wife Dita Von Teese often and has told her he made "a big mistake". It was his last album, 'Eat Me, Drink Me.'
Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson!"
What type of shampoo did Marilyn Manson use? Head and Shoulders.
What's the difference between Marilyn Manson and Casper? One is pale and scary, and the other is a friendly ghost.
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