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Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Marilyn Manson
Sorry I asked....

Knock! Knock!!
Who's there?
Mayor of Lyn
Mayor of Lyn who?
Marilyn Manson

Marilyn Manson calls his ex-wife Dita Von Teese often and has told her he made "a big mistake". It was his last album, 'Eat Me, Drink Me.'

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Some Charles Manson followers are currently being considered for parole. The parole board said, "As long as they're not following Marilyn Manson!"

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

What type of shampoo did Marilyn Manson use? Head and Shoulders.

- Submitted by: xxxSkaii

What's the difference between Marilyn Manson and Casper? One is pale and scary, and the other is a friendly ghost.

- Submitted by: Amanda

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