Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Hagerstown
This is Hagerstown, this is Hagerstown
Crackheads scream in the dead of night
This is Hagerstown, everybody make a frown
Snort or smoke ‘till the neighbors gonna die of an OD
It's our town, everybody frown
In this town of Hagerstown
I am the crackhead hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the methhead hiding under your stairs
Fingers like toothpicks and lice in my hair
This is Hagerstown, this is Hagerstown
Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the red neck’s truck
In this town, don't we hate it now?
Nobody is ever surprised
'Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll
Scream! This is Hagerstown
Don’t you ever make a sound.
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and get some lice
Ride with the meth in the dead of night
Everybody frown, everybody frown
In our town of Hagerstown!
I am the methhead with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone with a trace
I am the red neck when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the your cousin blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on your house at night
Filling your room with the spice tonight
This is Hagerstown, this is Hagerstown
Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown!
Hagerstown! Hagerstown!
Used needles everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, and we’re fat and round
In our town of Hagerstown
In this town
Don't we hate it now?
Everybody is never surprised
Skeleton Crack might catch you in the back
And sell you some meth
Making you have no more skin
This is Hagerstown, everybody frown
Won't ya please make way for a very special drug cartel
Our friend Crack is King of the drug lords
Everyone hail to the red neck truck, now!
This is Hagerstown, this is Hagerstown
Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown! Hagerstown!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the red neck truck
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