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These are lyrics by LL Cool J that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, LL Cool J

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LL Cool J's, "Control Myself"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her top was short and purple
Had me dancing in circles
Why They're Nonsensical:
I didn't realise Cool J had some adverse psychological reaction to short purple items, which makes him violently spasmodic. One of the most hilariously dire couplets I've heard so far this year.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
LL Cool J's, "I Need Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I need your ruby red lips,
sweet face and all
I love you more than a man
who's 10 feet tall
Why They're Nonsensical:
Er...yes, I'll give a milion to anyone who could tell me how this even fits the song's context. Unless J's a bisexual, I'm guessing his claims stand to reason. And why specifically a 10 foot man anyway? How very prejudiced. Plus, how would that man have survived at such a height? One of the most hilarious attempts at a rhyme I've come across (and there's plenty more where LL comes from).
Submitted by: Devil Jones
LL Cool J's, "I've Changed"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The voicemail that you left me was scoldin
Hot enough to burn a hole in a cauldron
Why They're Nonsensical:
...Or anything else for that matter if it's so scolding. Why specifically a cauldron? Ah, for rhyming reasons. And who would've thought LL would be the cauldron type? I know he isn't that renowned for his lyrical expertise but some of the stuff he comes up with is enough to send one's head reeling.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
LL Cool J's, "Loungin'"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
But she wanna make love all night long,
I'm gone!
Why They're Nonsensical:
You're gone? Wouldn't you rather stay?!!! Is she really that ugly that you don't wanna stay?
Submitted by: Keeke

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