I hear you all loud and clear.
But my fans don't need to cower and fear.
Because i've got the force of a comedic hurricane.
Improv's my game and Robin is my name.
I'm Mork, i'm Doubtfire, i'm a Genie.
There's no contest, i'm the best.
Got me a slew of awards, Oscars, Golden Globes.
But don't underestimate this man.


I'm inimitatible, a master of comedic flare.
No other comedian can compare.
Did you see how Disney treated me, that's not nice.
Now they're gonna pay the price.
I'm gonna shock you all.

Robin's gonna make you cry.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna shock you all.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you bleed.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you fall.


I'm a one-man army of impressions.
I've got several dark confessions.
But comedy's my profession, it's to be expected.
Dying is easy, comedy's hard...you're telling me.

I'm the king, the master of quips.
Watch me slam some shade on the mouse.
Don't cha you know i've got a beef with Disney?
Don't break an agreement with me.
They used my voice to advertise, now that's not fair.
Blauh! I'm back, gonna give em a scare.


They tried to replace me, the Arabian OG.
But let's face it, Will Smith ain't like me.
Listen to my comedic riff.
I'm no second banana, i'm loosey goosy.
Want me to be evil, here's Death to Smoochy.
I've got a plan on my mind.
I'm gonna shock you all.

Robin's gonna make you cry.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna shock you all.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you bleed.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you fall.


Hit it!
Master Robin, on the attack.
Master Robin, on the attack.
Master Robin, on the attack.
Master Robin, on the attack.
Master Robin, on the attack.
Master Robin, on the attack.


When I died, you all cried in sorrow.
Trust me, I know.
The world without me just got sadder.
As things just kept getting badder.
And now i'm back, you'll feel my pain.
I'm a little messed up, but not completely insane.
Robin Williams is my name, comedy's my game.
And ripping new ones into those who betray me.
Don't you ever mess with me.


I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you cry.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna shock you all.

I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you bleed.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you fall.


Look out for my attack.
Look out now because Robin's back.
Back to front, listen as I do my rap.
That I'm not an average comedian.
I draw you all into my little trap.
Quality comedy is what you'll get.
From the jokes and quips I am telling.
Oooh savage, savage, savage.
My voice and name cannot be stolen.
Because they are mine.


You wouldn't steal a car, or a steal jewels.
Don't steal who I am, step away..stat.
So please, don't steal my identity.
Don't screw me over.
Because like Snap, I will attack.
And you won't like that.


Oh, zingers...zingers, zingers.
I'm ready to lay down some rhymes.
Oh captain, my captain.
Carpe diem is what I say to you.
Remember, you can be my friend.
I'll put my trust in you.
But if you abuse me or use me, get out stat.
Or I will attack, and you will hate that.


I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you cry.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna shock you all.

I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you bleed.
I'm gonna shock you all.
Robin's gonna make you fall.