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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kelis
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"Blindfold Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just taking it all
What's gonna dance for me?
What's gonna dance for me?
Original Lyrics:
You're just taking it all
What's gon be there for me?
What's gon be there for me?
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told young Stalin he should stick to trays.
Original Lyrics:
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm b***sac.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm ballsy!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy!
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bouncy!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy!
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the cheat that raised the weight
I told young Stalin he should stick with trays.
I told young Stalin he should stick with trays.
Original Lyrics:
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape.
I told young stunna he should switch to Bape.
"Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know why, 'cause I'm gonna bounce.
Original Lyrics:
You know why, 'cuz I'm a boss.
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate you so much, radio.
Original Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now.
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
I make out so much right now
Original Lyrics:
I hate you so much right now
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last year, Valentine's Day
You were just born this way
"Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear"
Held you when you were sick, heaving
You were just born this way
"Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear"
Held you when you were sick, heaving
Original Lyrics:
Last year, Valentine's Day
You would spoil me and say
"Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear"
Held you when you were sick, even
You would spoil me and say
"Babe, I love you, love you (Yo, he's lying) and I swear"
Held you when you were sick, even
"Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last year, ferrets are gay
Original Lyrics:
Last year, Valentine's Day
"Digital World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full-aaaaaaayyyy!
Original Lyrics:
Your mailbox was full all the way.
"Easy Come, Easy Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give in, Lard Boy
It's easy come and easy go.
It's easy come and easy go.
Original Lyrics:
Keep in mind, boy
It's easy come and easy go.
It's easy come and easy go.
"Flashback" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early in the morning
The thought of sex is so rare I complain.
The thought of sex is so rare I complain.
Original Lyrics:
Early in the morning
The thought of sex is soaring like a plane.
The thought of sex is soaring like a plane.
"Floyd"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If you smile, I can wait in heels for me
If you smile, I can wait in heels for me
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to send a search party
If he's smart, I can wait and he'll find me
If he's smart, I can wait and he'll find me
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna get a long witch, ooh!
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna get along with you.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced to form this planet
Sadly, lonely lights but you forget.
Sadly, lonely lights but you forget.
Original Lyrics:
Now I forced to roam this planet
Sadly, lonely like some used briget.
Sadly, lonely like some used briget.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced to roam this planet
Sad, lonely like some dude's brigade.
Sad, lonely like some dude's brigade.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sadly, lonely nights I used to get.
Sadly, lonely nights I used to get.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
sad and lonely like some used baguette
sad and lonely like some used baguette
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
sad lonely nights I'm used to getting
sad lonely nights I'm used to getting
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad and lonely like some loose spaghetti.
Sad and lonely like some loose spaghetti.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
"Get Along With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad and lonely like some used briquettte.
Sad and lonely like some used briquettte.
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm forced upon this planet
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
Sad lonely nights I'm used to getting.
"Good Stuff"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you now boy,
put your ass on me
put your ass on me
Original Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you now boy,
put your eyes on me
put your eyes on me
"Got Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Dre, baby I got your money.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, dirty, baby I got your money.
"Got Your Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Harry, baby
I got your money
Don't you worry, baby.
I got your money
Don't you worry, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, dirty, baby
I got your money
Don't you worry, say hey.
I got your money
Don't you worry, say hey.
"I'm Bossy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm b***sac.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bossy.
"In Public" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it all in Perspex.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on in public.
"In Public" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it on in Poland.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it on in public.
"Keep It Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't like sex - I'm just two feet.
Original Lyrics:
I don't like sex and drugs with me.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(La-La-La-La-la) Board it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing
(La-La-La-La-la) Board it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing.
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing
(La-La-La-La-la) Board it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are wee-ing.
Original Lyrics:
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting.
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting
(La-La-La-La-la) Warm it up
(La-La-La-La-la) The boys are waiting.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could teach you
But I have to do my chores.
But I have to do my chores.
Original Lyrics:
I could teach you
But I have to charge.
But I have to charge.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have to say I'm honored
You want me to teach thee techniques that freaks these boys?
It can't be bought
Just don't please get caught
Watch if you're smart
(Later)
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's put off your scent
You want me to teach thee techniques that freaks these boys?
It can't be bought
Just don't please get caught
Watch if you're smart
(Later)
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's put off your scent
Original Lyrics:
I can see you're on it
You want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
(Later)
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's picked up your scent
You want me to teach the techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
(Later)
Then next his eyes will squint
Then he's picked up your scent
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lipstick bring all the boys to the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake bring all the boys to the yard.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milk buys all the boy to my heart
And there like it's better than yours.
And there like it's better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And there like it's better than yours.
And there like it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the charge
And their life it's better than ours
Stereolight, it's better than yours
And their life it's better than ours
Stereolight, it's better than yours
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Their life is better than yours.
Their life is better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
They're like, it's better than yours.
They're like, it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
They're like, it's better than juice.
They're like, it's better than juice.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours.
And they're like, it's better than yours.
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake friends are the boys in the yard
and their life is better than yours
and their life is better than yours
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake friends are the voice of God
Their life is better than yours.
Their life is better than yours.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'
"Milkshake" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My nook shaped rings all the boys to the yard.
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
"Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I woke up early this morning
But I feel so ashamed.
But I feel so ashamed.
Original Lyrics:
I woke up early this mornin'
But I still ain't seen the sun.
But I still ain't seen the sun.
"Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But sex and a** don't sell affection.
But sex and a** don't sell affection.
Original Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But such an air don't sell affection.
But such an air don't sell affection.
"Millionaire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But sex with air don't sell affection.
But sex with air don't sell affection.
Original Lyrics:
Papa, I'm a millionaire
But such an air don't sell affection.
But such an air don't sell affection.
"My Milkshake"
Misheard Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the bar
And I'm like, "It's better than yours."
And I'm like, "It's better than yours."
Original Lyrics:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
And they're like, "It's better than yours."
"Popular Thug"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I am a s*** toe
You're a formulating gay.
You're a formulating gay.
Original Lyrics:
While I analysed your tone
You were formulating game.
You were formulating game.
"Protect My Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I first got hair under the belly
I gotta protect my heart.
I gotta protect my heart.
Original Lyrics:
So when I first got here, I knew already
I gotta protect my heart.
I gotta protect my heart.
"Scream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been writing plays for such a long time
Original Lyrics:
Been running in place for such a long time
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I want you to know
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
Just as sweet as can be
Your mumma was mean with the sugar
Your daddy makes butter
And nothing makes sense to me, oh
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
Just as sweet as can be
Your mumma was mean with the sugar
Your daddy makes butter
And nothing makes sense to me, oh
Original Lyrics:
But I bet you didn't know
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
You're just as sweet as can be
Your momma must be made of sugar
Your daddy makes honey
And that's what makes sense to me, oh!
You're my sugar honey iced tea, baby
You're just as sweet as can be
Your momma must be made of sugar
Your daddy makes honey
And that's what makes sense to me, oh!
"Sugar Honey Iced Tea"
Misheard Lyrics:
Open my eyes
Fill my legs with wind - a sack of poison out to hurt you
Catch a lima, burn some flesh up like a Daz commercial
Everybody's free-range
It's a Sunday - stick your love in, babe.
Fill my legs with wind - a sack of poison out to hurt you
Catch a lima, burn some flesh up like a Daz commercial
Everybody's free-range
It's a Sunday - stick your love in, babe.
Original Lyrics:
Open my arms
See my love's a window, it's open for you, not to hurt you
Actually reverse effects like that in a Tide commercial
We'll be blowin' free in the wind
It's a sunny day, I sip your love and grin.
See my love's a window, it's open for you, not to hurt you
Actually reverse effects like that in a Tide commercial
We'll be blowin' free in the wind
It's a sunny day, I sip your love and grin.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He tricked me once, he wanted to trick me twice.
Original Lyrics:
You tricked me once, I won´t let you trick me twice.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may take me once
I won't let you take me twice.
I won't let you take me twice.
Original Lyrics:
Might trick me once
I won't let you trick me twice.
I won't let you trick me twice.
"Trick Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You may touch me once
I won't let you touch me twice.
I won't let you touch me twice.
Original Lyrics:
You may trick me once
I won't let you touch me twice.
I won't let you touch me twice.
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