My backache brings doctors to the yard
And they're like, they'll fix it for charge
Damn right, they'll fix it for charge
wish I could too but my debts too large

My backache brings masseuse to the yard
And they're like, all sweet with their charm
Damn right, all sweet with their charm
I would buy too but my debts too large

Please step up on it
My backs so achey
What doctorates are crazy for
All down my spine
my behind
Don't mean to whine

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Pain is up
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Insurance waiting

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Not my fault
ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
doctors keep baiting

My backache brings lawyers to the yard
And they're like, we'll sue them at large
Damn right, you'll sue them at large
and I'd like to but you steal my charge

My backache brings family to the yard
And they're like, please hang out at ours
Damn right, I'd hang out at your
I would love to but I can't for sure

Detectives on it
They want to see these
To peak what freaks my nerves
It don't take smarts
Pain is off the charts
Help with your heart

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Heat it up
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Heat pad ain't working

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Advil up
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
At night ain't sleeping

My backache brings my boss to the yard
And he's like, come work or your f'red
Damn right, Don't wanna be f'red
I would work dude, but the pain-I'm t'red

My backache brings insurance reps cars
And they're like, you're faking up yours
No way! Ain't faking up yours
I have shown you, now pay cash or charge

Oh, I get pushed and shoved
Everyone wants me to pay so
Sometimes I get alarmed
So hard to walk or lay though

I wish my back would mend
Its bruised yes deep within
Then next my shoulders tense
and the nerve endings send

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Comfort down
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
On checks I'm waiting

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Fix it up
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
They'd best be paying

My backache brings debt men to my yard
And they're like, pay up all your charge
Right now, pay up all your charge
I would pay you, but my bank ain't large

My backache brought my friend to the yard
And he snapped my back with his arms
Just right, fixed it with his arms
and he did so without no damn charge