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Song Parodies -> "Taco"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"Taco"
Parody Written by:
1n51dey0urm1nd
The Lyrics
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
You know I want it
The food that makes me
Indigestion crazy, sore
I lose my stool
Porcelain pool
I think its time
La la-la la la,
cook it p
Lala-lalala,
The beans are waiting
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
you can see I'm starving,
I want you to feed me
tacos that give me gas
I want it soft
you know, nachos hot
can't deny that
La la-la la la
serve it up
La la-la la la
my tongue is waiting
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
oh, once I eat them all
everyone will smell this gas leak
I must maintain my cheese
first whiff you know it reeks
just eat the crunch wrap meal
and what you'll have with it
add to it the hot sauce
then you'll shit up a storm
Lala-lalala
ring it up
Lala-lalala
the boys are crapping
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
You know I want it
The food that makes me
Indigestion crazy, sore
I lose my stool
Porcelain pool
I think its time
La la-la la la,
cook it p
Lala-lalala,
The beans are waiting
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
you can see I'm starving,
I want you to feed me
tacos that give me gas
I want it soft
you know, nachos hot
can't deny that
La la-la la la
serve it up
La la-la la la
my tongue is waiting
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
oh, once I eat them all
everyone will smell this gas leak
I must maintain my cheese
first whiff you know it reeks
just eat the crunch wrap meal
and what you'll have with it
add to it the hot sauce
then you'll shit up a storm
Lala-lalala
ring it up
Lala-lalala
the boys are crapping
My taco brings all the boys to the bell
And they're like
"you take debit cards?"
"damn right, we take debit cards"
I can feed you
But I have to charge
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