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Bob: Did you hear John Lennon got shot? Jim: Imagine!
John Lennon went up to heaven. St Peter said to him "Can I have your autograph?"
Lennon said "Sod off - I got caught like that last time!"
Q: What was John Lennon's final hit? A: The curb!!!
What is John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.
What is the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss John Lennon.
What was John Lennon's last hit?
The pavement.
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