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John Lennon went up to heaven. St Peter said to him "Can I have your autograph?"
Lennon said "Sod off - I got caught like that last time!"
Submitted by: Bob Atkin
What was John Lennon's last hit?
The pavement.
Submitted by: Joe Mama

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