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Bob: Did you hear John Lennon got shot? Jim: Imagine!

- Submitted by: Mika Forever

John Lennon went up to heaven. St Peter said to him "Can I have your autograph?"
Lennon said "Sod off - I got caught like that last time!"

- Submitted by: Bob Atkin

Q: What was John Lennon's final hit? A: The curb!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

What is John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

- Submitted by: Timmy

What was John Lennon's last hit?
The pavement.

- Submitted by: Joe Mama
 
 

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