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Song Parodies -> "Imagine There's No Putin"

Original Song Title:

"Imagine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lennon

Parody Song Title:

"Imagine There's No Putin"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Imagine there's no Putin
no war in Ukraine to do
no bombs, no tanks, no shootin'
no killing children too
Imagine all of Europe
living free of fear
You-
You might say he's no Hitler
but he's not the only one
I hope someday he'll be toppled
and face the justice in the Hague court

Imagine there's no Hamas
no terror, no jihad
No Islam, no mad mullahs
no Qura'an, no holy war
Imagine all of Near East
living in a world of peace -
You-
You might say "freedom of religion"
but it is the one of hate
I hope someday it will be stopped
and I hope it will not be too late!

Imagine there's no Xi Jinping
no goddamn CCP
nor Kim, the fat oppressor
no lousy North Koree -
Imagine all the Asia
living in a world that's free -
You -
You might say I'm not their fangirl
and I'm sure not the only one
I hope someday they will be falling
and freedom finally would there too come!

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Zen Adam B. - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Like the sentiment, but you forgot the maga verse. Never mind, I've got ya covered with my parody ;-p maga=pukin=ayatollah=hezbollah=hamas
Мешканець реальності - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Продовжуй мріяти, мешканець ілюзії.
Meanwhile Back In Reality - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Imagine Putin has just kicked your whiny little Hamas-whoring Kommie Kapo Kocksucker аsses...

Oh wait; you Biden-rimming bіtches don't have to imagine, do you? Because he has.
Susanna Viljanen - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Seems I really pressed someone's buttons. Success!
Владимир Путин - January 16, 2024 - Report this comment
Вы, военные преступники, все еще пытаетесь представить свое жалкое унизительное поражение от наших рук как нечто иное, чем ваше жалкое унизительное поражение от наших рук, а, неудачники?
Susanna Viljanen - January 17, 2024 - Report this comment
I shat Vlad Putin, but I didn't sh1t Don Trumputin...
Callmeленніе - January 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Interesting, one of those Cyrillic posts was Ukrainian, and the other was Russian and the Russian one (Владимир Путин) is from Vladimir Putin himself ... A surefire way to tell Ukrainian from Russian is that Ukies use the Roman "i" letter .. so a Ukro spelling of Vladimir would be Владімір

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