As soon as September, there's orange in malls
The colour of business is in for the fall
It's a Halloween trick and the writs on the wall
With pumpkin spice latte and pumpkin in tea
But pumpkin spice latte ain't coffee to me

There's orange in streets and there's orange at school
There's orange in candy for consumer tools
'Til it's changing for red as we draw nearer Yule
But pumpkin spice latte's my red line, you see
And pumpkin spice lattes won't slush inside me

They will colour and sugar your brain into wear
One day I expect it will overtake beer
Here's my late orange warning, it'll be in your tears
A pumpkin spice kettle was too much for me
Them pumpkin spice lattes have brainwashed me free

Keep away from baristas with orange degrees
From the eye candy adverts and costumery
And don't send out your children as beggar trainees
No pumpkin spice toffee they're getting from me
Just pumpkin spice poison for porch rats, maybe

I'm an orange abortion, my girls on the pill
She body creamed orange for netflix and chill
Guess she thought I could change, but I'm over the hill
A pumpkin squirt ending ain't happy, you see
And pumpkin spice labia ain't 'rousing to me

If you want to go spicey it won't be with me
If your juices are orange a doc you should see