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Song Parodies -> "Tastin' Okay Again in Alligatorville"
Original Song Title:
"Margaritaville"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Tastin' Okay Again in Alligatorville"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
I have been told that you can anesthetize alligators by rubbing their belly. Not sure I recommend that, so you didn't hear it here.
Tastin’ Okay Again in Alligatorville
Nibblin’ on thigh steak.
Lookin’ to partake
Of more tourists covered with oil.
Slith’ring and swimming,
Ready to spring
And cause a great deal of turmoil.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
Don’t know the reason
I gotta be seizin’.
Probably due to evolution.
With eighty sharp teeth
Above and beneath.
A couple of chomps and I’m done.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
I have a strong bite,
Good to produce fright.
But feeble jaw-opening brawn.
Just rub my belly
Anesthetize me.
I need to sleep, just look at me yawn.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
Nibblin’ on thigh steak.
Lookin’ to partake
Of more tourists covered with oil.
Slith’ring and swimming,
Ready to spring
And cause a great deal of turmoil.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
Don’t know the reason
I gotta be seizin’.
Probably due to evolution.
With eighty sharp teeth
Above and beneath.
A couple of chomps and I’m done.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
I have a strong bite,
Good to produce fright.
But feeble jaw-opening brawn.
Just rub my belly
Anesthetize me.
I need to sleep, just look at me yawn.
CHORUS:
Tastin’ okay again in Alligatorville.
Lurchin’ forward to make an assault.
Some people blame me for making them lame,
And I know, in fact it’s my fault.
Copyright 2024 by Jeffrey Moran
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