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These are lyrics by Jimmy Buffett that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Jimmy Buffett

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Jimmy Buffett's, "Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If we weren't all crazy,
We would go insane.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Typically, 'crazy' and 'insane' have the same meaning.
Submitted by: Joe Penner
Jimmy Buffett's, "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Why They're Nonsensical:
The pickle doesn't have to be "kosher" if eating a cheeseburger with it. A cheeseburger itself is not kosher - Orthodox Jewish People never eat meat and dairy together. Therefore, those who do consume cheeseburgers are not even eating a kosher meal at all; the pickle makes no difference.
Submitted by: David Pratter
Jimmy Buffett's, "Floridays"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I spent a year of my life one Night on the Beaches in old Beirut
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you spend a YEAR of your life in ONE night??
Submitted by: Konrad Kobb
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
but I don't. It's my own damned fault.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would you claim to blame a woman for getting wasted?
Submitted by: Celeste

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