He's got his jerk corps dog waggin'
Snow job calls it a good thing
Surge city here we come
You know this lot's very scary
Like polonium in pudding
Surge city here we come
This is mission Iraq creep
Why we're there, don't know
But you know who got us this horror show

So we're goin' to surge city on orders of one
Who says stay in surge city until we have won
Yeah we're goin' to surge city where they've all got guns
You know we're goin' to surge city on orders of dunce, how,
Two terms for senseless boy?

Humvees are rollin' the mined streets, up
Is where the body count's goin'
Surge city, here we come
Snow's logrollin', mouth's word surgeon
Smoke and euphemism blowin'
Surge city, here we come
They got a stooge runnin' things, al-Maliki
"Mal-" means "bad", Mal's sack o' sh*t al-Sadr's guy

So we're goin' to surge city on orders of one
Who says stay in surge city until we have won
Yeah we're goin' to surge city where they've all got guns
You know we're goin' to surge city on orders of dunce, how,
Two terms for empty boy?

And when this "good thing" breaks down
And we've blown billions more of loot
Surge city, here we come
We'll get some more Baghdad rap
Side by side there's more empty boots
Surge city, here we come
Cuz when we get to surge city they will shoot boy and girls
Unchecked errant pres sent to serve in feudal world
(Unchecked errant pres sent to serve in futile world)

Yeah we're goin' to surge city on orders of one
Who says stay in surge city until we have won
Yeah we're goin' to surge city where they've all got guns
You know we're goin' to surge city, tried and failed that once, ow!
Two more no-end-mess
Years of this senseless boy