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Song Parodies -> "The Little Old Party Where Pants Aren't Needed"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan And Dean
Parody Song Title:
"The Little Old Party Where Pants Aren't Needed"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
its the little old party where pants aren't needed
the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
well, it seems that mother nature's truly superceded
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
for a lark, they'll be strippin' and showin' bods
and they'll get nude...hineys red...snooping's outlawed
and everybody's older, seems the young ones are weeded
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
the guys are fat and the gals appall
its a terror when folks are playing volleyball
its the little old party where pants aren't needed
if you wanna meet and greet, just take a cruise here
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
but if you're a-goin', its your clothes you lose, here
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
yeah, you're gonna have to shuck 'em now, sooner or later
or you ain't gonna get inside the big old gate here
and everybody's sayin' that the pool is heated
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
they have a blast, yeah, they have a ball
its a square one who doesn't dare to bare it all
is the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
the folks come to laze here from miles around
and they soak up the rays till the sun goes down
and everybody's sayin' that its freedom that's feted
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
a real fun cast if you come to call
and it doesn't even matter if you're fit at all
its the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
well, it seems that mother nature's truly superceded
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
for a lark, they'll be strippin' and showin' bods
and they'll get nude...hineys red...snooping's outlawed
and everybody's older, seems the young ones are weeded
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
the guys are fat and the gals appall
its a terror when folks are playing volleyball
its the little old party where pants aren't needed
if you wanna meet and greet, just take a cruise here
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
but if you're a-goin', its your clothes you lose, here
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
yeah, you're gonna have to shuck 'em now, sooner or later
or you ain't gonna get inside the big old gate here
and everybody's sayin' that the pool is heated
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
they have a blast, yeah, they have a ball
its a square one who doesn't dare to bare it all
is the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
the folks come to laze here from miles around
and they soak up the rays till the sun goes down
and everybody's sayin' that its freedom that's feted
at the little old party where pants aren't needed
a real fun cast if you come to call
and it doesn't even matter if you're fit at all
its the little old party where pants aren't needed
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
(go pantsless...go pantsless...go pantsless...go)
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Any guy who would go to such a party is just showing he's (his) nuts. Ah, for the good old days when we were at least covered by an ozone layer!
Once in a blue "moon" a song like this comes along! It sounds like a place where I'd like to "hang out." You are gifted, and this parody will "bare it out." ;D
My goodness! Put on these fig leaves right this instant, young man!
Are you thinking about that party that moons passing trains!
" Hey kids, where's your underVich?" said the GarterWitch ! Nice write Sir Alvin, ~ The Mighty Duke oDice ~ & ~ Lord oSwerve ~
Hilarious idea - with the young ones weeded would there be any snoopers to outlaw?
My kind of party...Are dog pants allowed?...puff, puff, puff,
This song "grins and bares it all"! Great parody to play at a beach party....well, for a nudie beach, that is! LOL! I echo all comments above! Flashing and flaunting 5's!
Title sub of the day!!! Fives alone just for that, but the rest is golden as well!!
Alvin - I just knewd that this would be so unBAREably entertaining. You had me at the title and it just kept right on getting better as it went along. I've got this secret that I have been wanting to share with someone for years. So I'll share with you. I am really naked under my clothes. There I said it - I feel better already.
Reminds me of an old parody like song we sang as kids:
Once when I went swimmin',
Where there were no wemmin',
Down by the deep blue see,
Someone saw me there and stole my underwear,
And left me with a smile...
I don't care, I'll go bare, someone stole my underwear,
Down by the deep blue sea...
(Refrain) Yeah and I bet you wished that I had.
High 5s and hey - I wrote one for you today - Didn't see you visit there yet. Hope you enjoy - it's right up your alley.
Reminds me of an old parody like song we sang as kids:
Once when I went swimmin',
Where there were no wemmin',
Down by the deep blue see,
Someone saw me there and stole my underwear,
And left me with a smile...
I don't care, I'll go bare, someone stole my underwear,
Down by the deep blue sea...
(Refrain) Yeah and I bet you wished that I had.
High 5s and hey - I wrote one for you today - Didn't see you visit there yet. Hope you enjoy - it's right up your alley.
Too Too funny, alvin... at least at your party I'll be wearin' a smile!
What was even worse was the nude bicycle race: SNL said it would be followed by another event, the mass disinfection of bicycle seats. A classic OS re-nude, brilliantly!
thanks patrick...lol...thanks OMR...nice puns...thanks pru...will do...thanks 2eagle...i've heard of them...lol...thanks MPT..lol...thanks andy...hmm probably not...thanks AFW...absolutely...thanks christie...woo hoo ! ...thanks mark...glad ya enjoyed...thanks guy...never heard that one before...and i have read your parody today...great stuff...thanks YJC...indeed...thanks TT...glad ya dug it
Bottoms up on this one - hilarious!
thanks timmy
All I can say is heeheehee! That livens up things reading that in the a.m....our class party once had a cruise with a 'libido' deck...clothing optional. Babysitting provided.
Who were they kidding?
thanks adagio...now THAT'S a cruise
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