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Song Parodies -> "Middle-aged lady from Pasadena"
Original Song Title:
"Little old lady from Pasadena"
Original Performer:
Jan and Dean
Parody Song Title:
"Middle-aged lady from Pasadena"
Parody Written by:
Paul Warren
The Lyrics
This goes out to all of the white, lower-middle class, 30-40 year old women with children. Never be around them while shopping. Trust me.
It's the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena.
The Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Wish she would have a flower bed of full of Gardenas. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) And in her rickety old garage is a 1990 mini-van Dodge.
And all the stock clerks say that there's nobody meaner than the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (She'll yell at you and she'll get you real hard.) She's a terror on Colorado Boulevard. It's the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena.
If you're at the check-out line, don't piss her off. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) You can't even put your food down, 'cause she'll chew you out. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Well, she's gonna get her mouth punch out sooner or later, 'cause she won't shut up on how much you hate her.
(Repeat Chorus.)
(Harmonica Solo.)
(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)
The cashiers try to calm her down, but she'll give 'em the bird and just storm out.
(Repeat Chorus.)
(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)
Shut up woman.
(Repeat background vocals 'till fade.)
The Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Wish she would have a flower bed of full of Gardenas. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) And in her rickety old garage is a 1990 mini-van Dodge.
And all the stock clerks say that there's nobody meaner than the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena. (She'll yell at you and she'll get you real hard.) She's a terror on Colorado Boulevard. It's the Middle-aged lady from Pasadena.
If you're at the check-out line, don't piss her off. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) You can't even put your food down, 'cause she'll chew you out. (Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.) Well, she's gonna get her mouth punch out sooner or later, 'cause she won't shut up on how much you hate her.
(Repeat Chorus.)
(Harmonica Solo.)
(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)
The cashiers try to calm her down, but she'll give 'em the bird and just storm out.
(Repeat Chorus.)
(Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class, Low-Middle class broad.)
Shut up woman.
(Repeat background vocals 'till fade.)
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