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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Jan And Dean
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jan And Dean that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 51 misheard song lyrics for Jan And Dean on amIright currently.
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"Baby Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
She won't tell on me,
when I kiss her on the cheek almost January
when I kiss her on the cheek almost January
Original Lyrics:
She once said to me,
when I kiss her on the cheek oh so tenderly
when I kiss her on the cheek oh so tenderly
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad ass girl
Original Lyrics:
Dead Man's Curve
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
He passed me at the weenie then I started to swerve.
Original Lyrics:
He passed me at Doheny then I started to swerve.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew past the freshman at Crescent High.
Original Lyrics:
I flew past La Brea, Schwab's and Crescent Heights.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said 'you're on buddy,
my pilsner and wine'
my pilsner and wine'
Original Lyrics:
I said 'you're on buddy,
my mill's runnin' fine'
my mill's runnin' fine'
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said you're on buddy, but I'm just runnin' fun
Original Lyrics:
I said 'you're on buddy, my mill's runnin' fine'
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll throw you one better if you've got the nerve,
let's race all the way to Dead Man's Curve.
let's race all the way to Dead Man's Curve.
Original Lyrics:
I'll go you one better if you've got the nerve,
let's race all the way to Dead Man's Curve.
let's race all the way to Dead Man's Curve.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk on back from Dead Man's Curve.
Original Lyrics:
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll come back from Dead Man's Curve.
Original Lyrics:
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve.
"Dead Man's Curve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome back from Dead Man's Curve
Original Lyrics:
Won't come back from Dead Man's Curve
"Drag City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn up that border line.
Original Lyrics:
Burn up that quarter mile.
"Drag City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn up that quarter nine
Original Lyrics:
Burn up that quarter mile
"Heart And Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because you helped me die.
Original Lyrics:
Because you held me tight.
"I Found a Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anybody can sing
Original Lyrics:
Anybody can see
"New Girl in School"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll hold Hellmann's in the hall
Original Lyrics:
We'll hold hands in the hall
"Popsicle (Popsicle Truck)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Orange shells, lemon and lime
Original Lyrics:
Orange, cherry, lemon and lime
"Ride the Wild Surf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta take that wild-a** ride.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta take that one last ride.
"Ride the Wild Surf"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride the Wyatt Earp
Original Lyrics:
Ride, ride, ride the wild surf
Hey, cowboy movies were big in the Sixties!
"Sidewalk Surfin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buster Brown
Original Lyrics:
Bust your buns.
"Sidewalk Surfin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab your Ford and go sidewalk surfin' with me
Original Lyrics:
Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me
"Sidewalk Surfin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard buns
Original Lyrics:
Bust your buns.
First time I thought it was 'mustard funs' but I knew that didn't make sense.
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if my woody breaks down on me while wearing the surf rules
Original Lyrics:
And if my woody breaks down on me somewhere on the surf route
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a '34 wagon and we call it a woody
Original Lyrics:
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a woody
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a pretty cool wagon and we call it a woody
or
We bought a 34 engine and they called at my woody
or
We bought a 34 engine and they called at my woody
Original Lyrics:
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we called it a Woodie
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bought a thirty-foot wagon and we call it a Woody.
Original Lyrics:
I bought a '30 Ford wagon and we call it a Woody.
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd hitch a board to my wagon, hitch a ride in my websling
Original Lyrics:
I'll strap my board to my back and hitch a ride in my wetsuit
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pooh bear's another toy
Original Lyrics:
Two girls for every boy
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toodles for every boy
Original Lyrics:
Two girls for every boy
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two girls and every boy
Original Lyrics:
Two girls for every boy
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two worlds for every toy
Original Lyrics:
Two girls for every boy
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I get to Surf City, I'll be shooting the curves.
Original Lyrics:
When I get to Surf City, I'll be shooting the curls.
"Surf City"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I get to surf city I'll be shooting the girls
Original Lyrics:
When I get to surf city I'll be shooting the curls
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody cleaner
or
And everybody's saying that there's nobody leaner
or
And everybody's saying that there's nobody leaner
Original Lyrics:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody greener
Original Lyrics:
And everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red super start Dodge.
Is a brand new, shiny red super start Dodge.
Original Lyrics:
But parked in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge.
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Benny go
Original Lyrics:
Go Granny go
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Betty, go Betty, go Betty, go!
Original Lyrics:
Go granny, go granny, go granny go!
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you see her on the street
Don't try to shoot her.
Don't try to shoot her.
Original Lyrics:
If you see her on the street
Don't try to 'choose' her.
Don't try to 'choose' her.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you see on the street,
don't try to use her
don't try to use her
Original Lyrics:
If you see her on the street,
don't try to 'choose' her
don't try to 'choose' her
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little old lady that has a wiener.
Original Lyrics:
Little old lady from Pasadena.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the chairman of Colorado Blvd
Original Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado Blvd
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado polo bars.
Original Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado, full of farts.
Original Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado, full of varm!
Original Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard!
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's the terror of power on the boulevard.
Original Lyrics:
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard.
Colorado Boulevard is a major street in the city of Pasadena, California.
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The car in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red superstar car
Is a brand new, shiny red superstar car
Original Lyrics:
The car in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge
"The Little Old Lady From Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Has pretty little flower bed and white Cortina
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Has pretty little flower bed and white Cortina
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Original Lyrics:
The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go.
(Go granny, go granny, go granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
Go granny, go granny, go granny go.
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she'll give them a lick and she'll shut 'em down.
Original Lyrics:
But she'll give them a length and she'll shut 'em down.
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she'll give them a wink and she'll shut them down
Original Lyrics:
But she'll give them a length and she'll shut them down
Editor's note: This is NOT a Beach Boys song.
"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"
Misheard Lyrics:
The car in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red super stock car
Is a brand new, shiny red super stock car
Original Lyrics:
The car in her rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red super stock Dodge
Is a brand new, shiny red super stock Dodge
"The New Girl In School"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a bag for the new girl in school
Original Lyrics:
I got it bad for the new girl in school
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