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Song Parodies -> "Gluttony"

Original Song Title:

"Cash Machine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hard-Fi

Parody Song Title:

"Gluttony"

Parody Written by:

n0tr3sp0ns1bl3

The Lyrics

Why gluttony? Well, it fits the sad ending. Owned!
Go to a KFC
To get some chicken wings
My wallet makes me scream
Absence of dollar bills

No, no, this isn't cool
I'm never feeling full
I know I wasn't working out but this is simply
Cruel.......

I'd eat my heart out, if I'm hungry, am I going mad?
My friends and family, looking at me, like I'm o so sad
I wonder if I'd ever turn out to be slim again
Who am I kidding? I'll always be a heavy man

I try to eat less fat
Worst time I've ever had
I've simply ceased to act
Atkins has no effect

No, no, I don't feel great
I'm still not losing weight
I just can't help to think I may already be too
Late........

I'd eat my heart out, if I'm hungry, am I going mad?
My friends and family, looking at me, like I'm o so sad
I wonder if I'd ever turn out to be slim again
Who am I kidding? Yeah.........

What am I gonna do?
I'm at the ICU
My test results are back
I had a heart attack

No, no more two piece meals
They think I'll never heal
And it is clear because of greed my fate has just been
Sealed........

I scream my lungs out, feeling knocked out, I was almost dead
My friends and family, looking at me, standing by my bed
I wonder if I'll even make it to the break of dawn
No need to ponder – Tomorrow night I will be gone

I'll be gone (x3)

And there's grease on my tombstone
My tombstone, my tombstone (x4)

Gluttony killed me
Eat healthy. Stay in shape. Don't let it end like this poor man.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Willz - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Superb timing and some hilarious lines. Perhaps 5-5-5 is a bit generous, but seeing as this is a Hard-Fi song (I think the only one on this website) then it scores as high as it can. V. funny!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 24, 2006 - Report this comment
555 is the lowest rating this parody deserves. Pacing was awesome, lyrics even better.

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