-> "Gluttony"
Original Song Title:
"Cash Machine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gluttony"
Parody Written by:
n0tr3sp0ns1bl3
The Lyrics
Go to a KFC
To get some chicken wings
My wallet makes me scream
Absence of dollar bills
No, no, this isn't cool
I'm never feeling full
I know I wasn't working out but this is simply
Cruel.......
I'd eat my heart out, if I'm hungry, am I going mad?
My friends and family, looking at me, like I'm o so sad
I wonder if I'd ever turn out to be slim again
Who am I kidding? I'll always be a heavy man
I try to eat less fat
Worst time I've ever had
I've simply ceased to act
Atkins has no effect
No, no, I don't feel great
I'm still not losing weight
I just can't help to think I may already be too
Late........
I'd eat my heart out, if I'm hungry, am I going mad?
My friends and family, looking at me, like I'm o so sad
I wonder if I'd ever turn out to be slim again
Who am I kidding? Yeah.........
What am I gonna do?
I'm at the ICU
My test results are back
I had a heart attack
No, no more two piece meals
They think I'll never heal
And it is clear because of greed my fate has just been
Sealed........
I scream my lungs out, feeling knocked out, I was almost dead
My friends and family, looking at me, standing by my bed
I wonder if I'll even make it to the break of dawn
No need to ponder – Tomorrow night I will be gone
I'll be gone (x3)
And there's grease on my tombstone
My tombstone, my tombstone (x4)
Gluttony killed me
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