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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Hard-Fi that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Hard-Fi on amIright currently.

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"Better Do Better" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's big of me to take you back.
Original Lyrics:
If you think I'm gonna take you back
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch my s***.
Original Lyrics:
Cash machine
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to skip the fare
Two gay inspectors there.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to skip the fare
Ticket inspectors there.
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to skip "The Fear"
To get inspectors there
Original Lyrics:
I try to skip the fare
Ticket inspectors there
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try to skip the fare, to get inspectors there.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to skip the fare, ticket inspectors there.
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
TP inspector's there
Original Lyrics:
Ticket inspector's there
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hole in my rocket
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in my pocket
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We whisper till I see right.
Original Lyrics:
Three weeks, five days till I'm seen right.
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's just turned blue.
Original Lyrics:
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's test turned blue.
"Cash Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's just turned blue.
Original Lyrics:
What am I gonna do?
My girlfriend's test turned blue.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But baby, you and me,
We cannot find a street
or
Big Daddy, you and me,
We cannot find a street
Original Lyrics:
But that ain't you and me
We came up from a street
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half to beat
Original Lyrics:
Hard to beat
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think of all the steps.
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Come on, let's dance!'
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna see you switch.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna see you sweat.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be the sunflash as you tear my shirt up.
Original Lyrics:
Heart beating so fast as you take my shirt off.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me right off my face
Arse and face
arse and face
arse and fa-a-ace
Original Lyrics:
Knock me right off my feet
Hard to beat.
hard to beat
hard to beat
hard to be-e-eat
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock me right under, fish!
Hard to beat
or
Knock me right under, fist!
Hard to beat
or
Knock me right under, beat!
Hard to beat.
Original Lyrics:
Knock me right off my feet
Hard to beat.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stay down.
Original Lyrics:
Stand up.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You clear of sunlight town
your a** is coming down.
Original Lyrics:
The girl I saw 'round town
Well, now she's going down.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You wear a short skirt
Hiding up a deep frown.
Original Lyrics:
You in a short skirt
Shining eyes of deep brown.
"Hard To Beat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mother doesn't look.
Original Lyrics:
You had a dirty look.
"Living For The Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastards!
or
Russians!
or
Bash 'em!
or
Basho!
or
Passion!
or
Brush it!
Original Lyrics:
Pressure!
"Living For The Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Push it!
or
Bulls**t!
or
Bulls**t!
Original Lyrics:
Pressure!
"Living For The Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So my clothes aren't condom-fit.
Original Lyrics:
So my clothes are all counterfeit.
"Living For The Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So my neighbors are on the list
Original Lyrics:
So my name isn't on the list
"Living For The Weekend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Working overtime
Original Lyrics:
Working all the time
"Suburban Knights"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a chocolate office, we sing our song, we all sing
Original Lyrics:
In shop and office, we sing our song, we all sing

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