-> "I'm just a One-Man Show"
Original Song Title:
"I'm just a Gigolo"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm just a One-Man Show"
The Lyrics
I'm just a one-man and everywhere I go
People know the bile I'm spewin'
Hey, where's Mike Pence, to come to my defense?
Is Ryan swayin'?
There will come a day when the polls will swing back my way
And I'll be oh so happy
Election Day I know, if it wasn't thrown
I'll defeat B-tch Hillary
I'm just a one-man show and everywhere I go
Trumpeters know what I'm sayin'
Crying babies perchance? A hate group romance?
Hillary... assassination?
There will come a day when the polls will swing back my way
Despite all the insanity
When the turn comes, I'll know
'Cause my orange face will glow
Because it's all about ME!!!
F' the RNC
Ted Cruz and Heidi
Bush and his family
McCain, that old Looney
And that A-hole Mitt Romney
Even the traitors of the GOP
'Cause I ain't so bad... (compared to C-nt Hillary)
Folks love me, crave
Winning and freedom, that's me
CNN can't defeat, can't defeat, no they can't defeat
My blonde top, with it's frizzly, off-center wiggly, curvy droopy flop
I AM somebody
Art of the Deal, reality TV
The Boss, at the top
Made a fortune
Look at Hillary
Never a scandal-free zone
So smug
Emails unending, lying, unbending, Wall St. befriendeing
Super PAC free-spending, all rigged up, she's propped
Lies to everybody
Obama Third Term is her logic
Low growth, status quo, loathsome
Establishment honey
Expand the deficit, wreck the economy
Big Govt. Donkey on a roll
But we're no fools
Trump's laying it on the line
She'll suffer defeat
If the Election isn't rigged
Come this November
If we can just rise above
- Hillary's lies
- Hillary's scandals
- the liberal media bias
- political correctness
- corrupt Government
- a rigged system
- party politics
- progressive socialism
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