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Song Parodies -> "I'm just a One-Man Show"

Original Song Title:

"I'm just a Gigolo"

Original Performer:

David Lee Roth

Parody Song Title:

"I'm just a One-Man Show"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Donald J. Trump...
I'm just a one-man and everywhere I go
People know the bile I'm spewin'
Hey, where's Mike Pence, to come to my defense?
Is Ryan swayin'?

There will come a day when the polls will swing back my way
And I'll be oh so happy
Election Day I know, if it wasn't thrown
I'll defeat B-tch Hillary

I'm just a one-man show and everywhere I go
Trumpeters know what I'm sayin'
Crying babies perchance? A hate group romance?
Hillary... assassination?

There will come a day when the polls will swing back my way
Despite all the insanity
When the turn comes, I'll know
'Cause my orange face will glow
Because it's all about ME!!!

F' the RNC
Ted Cruz and Heidi
Bush and his family
McCain, that old Looney
And that A-hole Mitt Romney
Even the traitors of the GOP
'Cause I ain't so bad... (compared to C-nt Hillary)

Folks love me, crave
Winning and freedom, that's me
CNN can't defeat, can't defeat, no they can't defeat
My blonde top, with it's frizzly, off-center wiggly, curvy droopy flop

I AM somebody
Art of the Deal, reality TV
The Boss, at the top

Made a fortune

Look at Hillary
Never a scandal-free zone
So smug
Emails unending, lying, unbending, Wall St. befriendeing
Super PAC free-spending, all rigged up, she's propped

Lies to everybody
Obama Third Term is her logic
Low growth, status quo, loathsome
Establishment honey
Expand the deficit, wreck the economy
Big Govt. Donkey on a roll

But we're no fools
Trump's laying it on the line
She'll suffer defeat
If the Election isn't rigged
Come this November
If we can just rise above

- Hillary's lies
- Hillary's scandals
- the liberal media bias
- political correctness
- corrupt Government
- a rigged system
- party politics
- progressive socialism

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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Rob Arndt - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
A goof in the first line. Somehow show got left out or backspace editing ate it. My apologies...
Jonathan - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
^ that's okay Rob I notice editing mistakes in my own parodies all the time! anyway let's hope this November America chooses a president who just "says mean things" over someone who was actively responsible for the deaths of innocent people 455
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon.

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