Song Parodies -> "Crossroads Motel"

Original Song Title:

"Crossroads "

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"Crossroads Motel"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

(Disclaimer:- it's just a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!)

Well, I used to watch Crossroads
Motel on TV
Used to watch Crossroads
Motel on TV
Monday, all the way to Thursday
'n' Friday, if you please

When I used to watch Crossroads
Flimsy set designs
Used to watch Crossroads
Flimsy set designs
Low budget soapy opera
Did they ever know their lines?

Corrie, 'Enders, Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Soaps like Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Get your scripts up to scratch, or be
On the other side

Corrie, 'Enders, Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Soaps like Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Get your scripts up to scratch, or be
On the other side

Miss Diane, Miss Diane
Tell Benny what you'll have me do
Oh, Miss Diane
Tell Benny what you'll have me do
When I'm staring at your Crossroads
Benny hat's doffed to you!

(29.11.20) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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