The Koopa queen of the kingdom was brushing her cat in her black limousine
On the backseat were scratches from the marks of plumbers whose battle she had won.
Couldn't see through the tinted glass, she said, 'Home, Spike', and he hit the gas.
I followed her to her dark palace, she took my mushrooms, she said, "I'll be with you soon'.

Dark princess laughed and dance as she lit the candles with her breath.
Performed her koopa music till her spell was done.
Dark princess sang her melodies until she called me there.
She told me more about me than I knew myself.

She dealt two cards and a magic staff and spoke of some things that were dark to me.
Then she turned up a powerup coin, the coin was gold but the other side was still blank.
She said, 'the plumber you love is secretly true to someone else who is very close to you
My advice is that you leave or else, never come back and forget you ever saw me now.'

Dark princess laughed and dance as she lit the candles with her breath.
Performed her koopa music till her spell was done.
Dark princess sang her melodies until she called me there.
She told me more about me than I knew myself.

So I ran home and hide out in my home, couldn't sleep that night because of what I was told.
Then I remembered her strange fiery touch, how I sensed it in my own room.
So I sneaked back and caught her with Mario, laughing and kissing until she sensed the blade in my hand.
The next thing I knew both were knocked up on the floor, dark princess would never flip a coin up.

Dark princess laughed and dance as she lit the candles with her breath.
Performed her koopa music till her spell was done.
Dark princess sang her melodies until she called me there.
She told me more about me than I knew myself.