Think I got to
Make some number two but it's loose stool
So let me ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

And I can't find
The stall that I crapped in the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

Uuuuuuugh

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me dysentery

Try to find out what made me sick
As I sit down
Lightning quick
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

There's a skid line down my underwear
And I can't find
Another pair can I flush that?
Flush that?

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Sweat is beading on my face
As my bowels begin to quake
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me Aztec two-step

Desperate, I will crawl
Can't hold out so long
No roll, there is no roll
A little help anyone?
What's come from my bum?

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Rectal burn erupting spray
People run the other way
I will try to hide the stain from my diarrhea pain