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Song Parodies -> "The Diary Of Chels"

Original Song Title:

"The Diary Of Jane"

Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"The Diary Of Chels"

Parody Written by:

Karl Hook Willers

The Lyrics

I sometimes write gibberish
But welcome to the diary of Chels
I sometimes sleep, and think about you
I meant her
I'm not supporting Anthrax
I'm not supporting Slayer
But i am reading the diary of her

The diary of Chels
Read me
Read me
Read me
I, at 22, doesn't give a floss
The diary of Karl
Shag me
Shag me
Shag me
I, at 24, doesn't give a Andy Murray
Oh, I was he

So your name is Hitler
So your name is Thom Yorke
And my motherfucking name is Thurston Moore
And yours is 'Creep'
So your name is Chelsea Clinton
So your name is Katy Perry
It's just to piss on it

The diary of Chels
It's a book, not my girlfriend
Read me
Read me
Read me
I'm 22 and i don't give a floss
Shag me
Shag me
Shag me
I'm 40 and I don't give a folk
But it's just the diary of Chels

Chels has not been found in HMV, fuck off

The diary of Chels

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