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Song Parodies -> "No Mail"

Original Song Title:

"No Rain"

Original Performer:

Blind Melon

Parody Song Title:

"No Mail"

Parody Written by:

John Lomain

The Lyrics

One last song about my old place which I thankfully sold late last year. I used to sing the "no rain" part with these lyrics as I got the mail there
So much I wail that I just don’t like getting mail
Don’t like walkin’ to mailbox in the hail
And all I can do is trash all this junk mail, ewwww
This waste of trees ain’t cool, in the trash pail, the trash pail

I just want someone to get my mail
‘Cause I’m not often there no more
You know I must make a trip for that today
So get my mail and I’ll have it made

And I don’t understand why it’s not there today
And I start to just wail that there’s no mail
And all I can do is sleep by the pool for a while
And do a walk for 3 miles, finish by the trash pile, trash pile,
trash pile, trash pile

All I can say is that my mailbox is quite plain
But it’s like all of the rest
Getting mail’s so inane
It’s my bane; bills are pains

I just want someone to tell me now
What time will the mail be today?
You know I might moon my neighbors on the way
Gym trash can overflows with my mail

Oh it has my mail, and I start to wail, oh yeah yeah
You know I really shouldn’t, really shouldn’t have to wail, no
When I just get no mail

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Larry Hensley - February 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Mailing a bunch of 5's to you
Dave W. - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
We need more than one mailbox.....One just for junk mail (in the shape of a garbage can) that gets emptied by the sanitation department weekly...although, it does make good it does serve some kind of purpose.........Oh, and by the way...Nice job on your parody, John
John Lomain - February 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Larry, Dave

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