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A lot of rap music features the singer openly boasting. I'm looking for examples of boasts that are unrealistic.

Boasts in Song Lyrics, Index

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Herbie Kay & His Orchestra's, "Rhythm Steps"
The Boasting Lyrics:
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Simple as ABC,
It’s the Rhythm Steps, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Comments:
Yes, the original song is really THAT boastful. First of all, it insults the people who refuse to “dance the Rhythm Steps” by calling them dunces. Second, it calls the dance “simple as ABC”, and uses the exclamation “whoa!” in describing it. And to top it all off the singers exclaim “Simple as the day is long!!” as the very last lyrics that are sung, right before the end, which is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand. A comparison between the length of the day and this obscure dance (two steps forward, one step back) does not tell the 21st-century listener ANYTHING useful about how to actually dance to it. Maybe at the time it was exciting. Nowadays this song is just perfect fodder for AmIRight.
Submitted by: George&GermaineBriantFan
AJR's, "I'm Not Famous"
The Boasting Lyrics:
You've never heard of me
Or the weird shit I do and say
That's my favorite thing
That I'm not famous, no
And I'm never on TV
Throwing up on an LA street
Nobody judges me
Cause I'm not famous, no
Comments:
While AJR might have not been famous when they wrote this song, they're boasting about the fact they're not famous
Submitted by: dayna

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50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg  
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Breaking BenjaminBusted 
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Cast of Camp RockCast of 'West Side Story'The Charlie Daniels Band
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Mac DavisDef LeppardDevo
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Fallout BoyFergieFlobots
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Great Big Sea  
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John HampsonDan HartmanHerbie Kay & His Orchestra
Missy HigginsHilary DuffHuman League
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Jeffree StarBilly JoelJohn Bird
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Toby KeithKelisKid Rock
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Lacuna CoilAvril LavigneNick Lowe
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RakaaLou RawlsHelen Reddy
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Right Said FredR. Kelly featuring T.I. and T-PainRolling Stones
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Secret Secret Dino ClubFrank SinatraSir Mix-a-Lot
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Take ThatTarotJames Taylor
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