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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Pink Knife I think it's a cute band name. My boyfriend (sort of) gave me a pink knife for Valentines day and I thought it would make a great band name. Ally
Pink Night Tha opposite of Green Day. hamp
Pink Nightmare From the movie "A Christmas Story" - Ralphie comes downstairs wearing a hideous pink bunny suit given to him by an oblivious aunt. His father comments, "You look like a pink nightmare!" Jerry Singer
Pink Oranges because i thought oranges are orange, so i made them pink! cool chic
Pink Oyster Stones A mash up of three Classic Rock Band Names that are awesome! G
The Pink Panty Hoes i saw it on someones folder they were holding when i was waiting for a bus and thought- that would be a cool name. Sam
The Pink Pig Slippers My sister wears pink slippers that have pigs on them. Jordan
Pink Pirates Because pirates are really cool. I wanted to prove that pirates don't always have to be described as boyish, and they can be fashionable. Lucy
tHe PiNk PuPpiEs We werer at toys r us and saw a doll that looked like a dog and the box was pink and i just thought "look, it's a pink puppy!" tHE bRADMEISTER
Pink Push I dont know its a just................................................ . . . . . . . . . Cammel T
Pink Revolutiom This is good for a girl punk band. Me and my firends just love the color pink and we learned about the revolution of the earth or something like i was really paying attention and i thought thats a cool name for a band lol Lyndzie-Marie
Pink Scotts I went to my friend's house and when i got there i found he had some other people i knew over. 2 of them named Scott and they were both wearing pink shirts. I guess it has more then one meaning so I hear... -SpecialisT-
Pink Slip This name rocks becuase the guys in my band were all trouble makers when we were in junior High, and when we got in trouble the teachers would fill out "pink slips" and send them to the office.....and we got sooo many of them we just came up with that name. Dave
Pink Spatula One of my friends said they had a pink spatula and I thought it would be a cool band name....the end kristen
Pink Taco My friend Lil' Joey, was always saying he had some to eat all the time. He said although you could find them at most restaurants they wouldn't let you eat one there. He said they were best in the privacy of your home in a candlelit atmosphere, and he said the pink taco would love you for it. What?, That Joey, Go figure! He never made any sense! badboybear
Pink Tobacco We were watching baseball, and there was this one player that was chewing something. My friend was certain it was tobacco, but I was certain it was bubble gum. When he blew a bubble, I laughed at her, but she said "No, it's pink tobacco!" We thought it was a funny name. No takers so far, though. Mariam
Pink Toenails My toenails are always pink.. Lori Blonde
PinkJennyFist My friend made a comic by the name of PinkJennyFist. The girl in that comic starts a band and it becomes pretty popular...PinkJennyFist would be a great name for a punk band.  Lindz
pinklava One day, my friend and I were starting a band. I had a lava lamp in my room and said, "How about pinklava?!" skater
Pinky Gigglebrain Your name generator gave me the following as the "Evil Professor" name.... Syntania
pink★star me and my bff came up with it :) hyun
Pins And Needles One day, my foot was asleep. I told everybody, "I got pins and needles." J_O_S
The Pint Criers The idea comes from a song called 'Cry A Pint' in 'The Cat In The Hat Song Book' by Dr. Suess. All of that book's songs can now be found on YouTube. Regina Haniger
Pinyano piano Daniel
Pipe Wagon It sounds suggestive. It's what we called the carts in our warehouse for hauling 10ft sections of conduit pipe. howlemt
Piranhakeet It's a hybrid animal that is part piranha and part parakeet. It's vicious, and a cross between a bird and a fish, so it has to be kept in a cage inside a tank. Mike the Spike
Pirate Crew Pirate-inspired rap group (pirates as in skull-and-crossbones though, not pirate radio) Rob
Pirate Monkeys Invader Zim reference. "It's an awesome name." Mandy
Pirate Parlay Because a song we wrote sounded pirate-y. I'd just watched "Pirates Of The Carribian", so I remembered parlay. Aaron
Pirate Posse Completely random...we were trying to think of a band name for our selves and this popped into my head...mainly because of my obssesion with pirate..(family thing)... Pirate Paige
the pissants really angry punk band jimmy
The Pissin' Moan There is a Good Charlotte lyric that goes, All they do is piss and moan Some Guy
Pissing Calvins From those idiotic cartoons of Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes) pissing on whatever the owner of the car (usually TRUCK) hates. Dick Wampus
Pistachio Conflagration Pistachios have been known to undergo spontaneous combustion. D. Melody Dole, MD
The Pistol Whips Not actually using the gun but, just beating the heck out of some one with it. Raquel
PistolHeadX I was helping my friend think of a band name and a gun suddenly appeared in my mind, so i just thought that would sound pretty nice. Joanne
Pitbull Puppies Saw a sign actually selling them, but it looked like a poster for a concert D Papa
Pitch White My band and I came up with it at a sleepover once our bandmate Brette was like it's pitch black out. My bassist Sofia and I were like OMG. It is and then we were gonna call ourselves The Pitchis but then Stupidaly. We were at a art show when she said, "Guys, look that's so pitch white." We were like OMG. paige
Pitiful Anonymous From a Marilyn Manson lyric, sounds very cool Pitiful Anonymous
Pitiful Little Band In Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, the evil dude says something about the 'pitiful little band' of rebels...i think it sounds cool... Oi
The Pixi Stick Disaster I was riding the bus home in 8th grade and this boy had like 4 huge bags of Pixi sticks and gave some to me and a phew other people on the bus. Pat, and others were POURING out the pixi dust onto the phloor of the back of the bus. Two days (as i recall) later, i came home and read a message on my answering machine. It was from my AP (mr.handy) at my school. It was like 2 1/2 minutes long..which is a lloonnggg time phor a message. At one point he said, "Sorrowfully, your daughter was involved in the Pixi Stick Disaster on the bus number 5226. .." Ever since than I thought it would be a PERFECT band name because phor one is sounds phantastic, and phor another, he said, "sorrowfully,you daughter [is] involved in the Pixi Stick Disaster" I think that makes it sounds so typical like- parents againsnt music type thing and i LOVE IT.. ever since than- which has been 2 years ago, i've loved it and currently am in a band called. We're making a cd called The Pixi Stick Disaster (name>) Mr.Handy's Job Rachael ( sn- Imaphishygirl)
The Pixie Stix Project Does that not sound awesome? First off, it uses the word "Project." And, of course, who doesn't love Pixie Stix? Gordo
Pixieland Band A pun on the term "Dixieland band", a pretty much generic term, although actual bands have had both "Dixieland" and "band" in their names. Just what would constitute "Pixieland" music as represented by "Pixieland Band" would be curious to find out. Blake DeKalb
The Pizanoes You've heard of the Italian phrase "pizano", a slang term meaning friend. So if there was a whole group of pizanos, produced by former VP Dan Quayle. kewl
Pizza Hyena A food server at a joint where I was recently eating was talking to folks at a nearby table. I heard her telling those folks about a beach trip she'd recently been on. I heard her say of herself and her travel companions something that sounded for all the world like "We had pizza hyena." I wanted to ask her what she said that could have sounded like that, but so far I've not gotten around to asking. Anyhow, that got me to thinking how "Pizza Hyena" could make a really cool band name. Karen Smith
Piñata Name for heavy band: 'brings out the violence in children' Duncan
Placid Means "calm and collected", would be a cool name for metal or rock band. Do to it being the exact opposite of what you really are!!! Chaz
Plagiaristic Tendencies The teacher was blabbering about Plagiarism in History, and I made the comment that while writing history essays we all got Plagiaristic Tendencies. I dunno, just sounded cool! Filler E*
Plagued Orange It's an anagram for "paul and george"- you know, from the beatles? yeah, well.. i just thought it sounded cool.... RunneR
Plaid Testicles I swear to God I thought I saw this on here. Yes, I have a dirty mind. IHaveNoBrain
PLAID ZEBRA  Greg
Plain Lo From the book Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov, "She was Lo, plain Lo in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock." RIssY
Plains of Moab It just sounds cool. I'd buy their CD. Amber
Plan B I like it because it is like Plan A never works, then Plan B always ends up working. This could be good for a band who plays all types of music. Miranda
Plan Nine From Outer Space Possibly one of the best low budget sci-fi flicks ever. It would make a great name for any kind of band.  Tony
Plan: B It describes a band that is been around for a while, and it is cool. D.J
The Planemos US Scientist Alan Stern is a critic of the definitions of "planet " and "dwarf planet" put forth in 2006. He advocates a "broader category" of planet than that definition allows, and his supporters have coined the term "planemo" for a planet in his preferred broader sense. D. Melody Dole, MD
Planet  enemy909
Planet Dearth The word "dearth" (rhymes with "earth") means "scarcity" or "famine." I came across the term "Planet Dearth" in the James Patterson novel "Along Came a Spider" and immediately thought it would be a cool name for a band that plays music along the lines of grunge or hard rock. Da Phoenix
Planet Piss It's from Metalocalypse. IHaveNoBrain
Planet Plink Oh we've been around for a while, Planet Plink have some fresh sounds Gene Boi
Planet X That was what they called the dwarf planet Pluto when it was first discovered. Rachel
Planned Accidents Just like the accidents drivers plan to collect insurance money. It's something sinister enough to name a really hard rocking group after. oxy
Plasmids Basically any cellular biology term makes a cool sounding band name. The Plasmids; Mitochondria; ATP; The Vacuoles; Cellular Membrane; Nucleus A friend of mine majoring in horticulture pointed this out to me a long time ago. Dude
Plasmodesmata It's the structure connecting plant cells. You know it's cool Krista
Plastic Crayon Sharpeners It just seems like a grunge type band to me Kayla
Plastic History i was reading this joke book on history and it said they all have plastic guns so i thaught to my self eh, plastic history fred
Plastic Rust One day I was with my friend looking at a piece of plastic. It looked like it was rusted. But wait a minute, plastic can't rust. Roight
Plastic Souls Plastic, one of man's greatest creations, has become his own nemesis. It's non-biodegradable. Bodies die, souls live forever. j.alex
Plastic Spoon Good name for a person or people who start bands out of trailer parks. Someone like a Kid Rock for example. Bob Moreno
The Plastics For all the "Mean Girls" fans. A simply perfect name for an all girl band! .*.*.Krista.*.*.
Platinum Black Images of sparkly yet colourless. Probably good for dark guitar sounds melded with a large, funky brass section. (PS It's a black powder used to catalyse hydrogenation reactions.) Urban Spaceman
Platinum Noise Was trying to think of a name for that Nike Presto shoe awhile back, and while in the movies, my girlfriend and I saw the slide that says "Silence is Golden" so I said "Yeah, but noise is platinum." Switch it around and it sounds really cool. Greg Rimko
Platinum Recliner We thought of the Aussie band Silverchair. We changed 'silver' to 'platinum' and 'chair' to 'recliner' and came up with Platinum Recliner. Our little slogan for it was: "We p*** all over Silverchair". lol good times but we changed it and now its a song title instead Liam (The guy in the bright orange jacket)
Platonic Intercourse Anything that contradicts itself is cool when it comes to band names or usernames, with little exception. I saw someone with this username, and thought it would make a good band name. Lindsey
Platypus Rex to of the strangest creatures ever...Sound like an interesting race of animal to me... Georgie
Play on Words (P.O.W.) I think there's a band called Play or P.O.W. already, but who cares. Anyway, I like playing with words (e.g. Y.A.M.S. for You Are My Sunshine, C.U.T.S. for Clogging Up The Sink....) so I decided to put this up. Playing with words gives me a kick whenever I find a good one, like Y.A.M.S., C.U.T.S., L.I.V.E. (Life is Very Entertaining)... you get the picture. Raedyn
Playing In Traffic Nothing screams "rock/metal" like intense or dangerous situations (for band names), and what's more dangerous than playing in traffic? R. U. Obsest
Playpen of Tidiness The polar opposite of Cradle of Filth, Playpen of Tidiness would play not Goth Metal but rather New Wave Calypso music. Check out their keyboard-laced cover of the Banana Boat Song! Jason Reeher
Plaztic Manakins When I was trying to come up with some names for my band, I thought about this name, but decided on something else. Kimberly
Pleasant Darkness Pleasant = Good Darkness = Night Good Night J
Please Contact duno quite y it so cool !!! just sumint that i kept readin on the computer to contact the network administrator all the goddamn time, so thort it sounded cool!!!! fictional
Please, Mr. Jesus, Don't Let Daddy Die! It's just a rip-off of most bad B-Movie themes. Thomas Organ
Pleaz Read Actually, i know you probably won't put this on the site...but i was wanting you too for the person who said the superchic[k] band name sucked. Not to be rude, but they seemed to have lack of info...so i thought it would be a nice gesture to give it to them...so they are not ill-informed. The superchic[k] definition AND why they are named that are right here -----> http://www.inpop.com/superchick.html <----- the first paragraph tells what the name means....and the 3rd tells why they are named that.. Hiro
Plectrum It's another word for guitar pick.(don't use it because I'm using it for my band). JPB
The Pledgeomatics My group of fraternity pledges with a nod to Wendy O. Williams and the great Ritchie Stotts. Name given to us by Nipplehead. 'Nuff said? rico
PlexiGlazz it sounds cool. me and my friend brando wear on the inter net i asked him for a band name and he said PlexiGlazz and i like it joelio
PlinKo Why not have a band named after the best game show game of all time (on "The Price Os Right")? The K would have to be backwards to really work. Chute D'Breeze
Plumb Bob It's that metal weight use to keep toilets flushing. But it sounds like Robert Dole doing "The Nutcracker Suite". oldtimer
The Plumber Eats Ham We seriously considered this name once! It makes no sense at all! (Maybe like we were!) chuckulz
Plutonium and Lawn Mowers It's from World's Dumbest. During a clip about people spraying silly string at a person who was blowing out birthday candles (with predictable results, since it's an aerosol can). Comedian Kevin McCaffrey made the comment "what, where they all out of plutonium and lawn mowers JeReMy
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis It's a lung disease caused by breathing in a certain kind of dust. brendan h.
Po' Potumus and the Hip Ho's A tribute to the mythical hero Potumus and how he willingly gave his earthly posessions and and provided protection and benefits to ancient practitioners of the worlds oldest profession by becoming the personal pimp to the four ho's of Hornicus Poonanicus. And was delivered from poverty and ruled the land of Mackdaddicus Blingblingicus. Would be a cool urban band name.. badboybear
Pocket Lint THIS NAMEN RULES BECAUSE POCKET LINT IS SO ANNOYING.MY MOM SAYS MY MUSIC IS ANNOYING.BUT THE WAY I CAME UP WITH IT IS I WAS TRYIN TO THINK OF A NAME AND I PULLED POCKET LINT OUT OF MY POCKET daniel mendenall
Pocket Priest A sketch from Mind of Mencia, where comedian Brad Williams was a portable Catholic priest so devout Catholics can confess their sins to a priest during Spring Break JeReMy
Pocket Savior ok this is not a name i came up with but it is the name of my dads band they sing alot of really kool songs and i just like their name  karrii
Pocketdetectors It should be pocketPROtectors, but it's pocketDEtectors. There will be alot of confusion at first, but then people will get it and you'll be on top of the world. I came up with it trying to get a cool name for my weezer.com screen name. Monica
Pockets of Resistance I've always heard this term on the news... ever since I was in high school. Whenever they're referring to killing off the last of whoever is giving the superior force crap. I always swore this would be my band's name. peligro
Poetic Feet A friend and I were in English class one day; and we were studying poetry. And talking about the way Edgar Allan Poe used lines in "The Raven" as a poetic foot. We were talking and decided that it would be a good name for an EMO band. Tanuki
Poignant Pimple Popers We need a band name that is the true antithesis of all those "pretty - Boy" bands. i.e. NSYNC, 98 degrees, etc. Mizta Tomz

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