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Whenever I hear a cool phrase somewhere, I like to exclaim "That would make a cool band name". This page is a list of such names.

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Entries Beginning with M, Page 2

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The Manhole Covers I wanted to start an all-male gay cover band and thought this was cute.  Bubbie Luv
Manhood Malady Malady means disease and everyone in manhood has some disease....Can be anything....Don't take it therapeutically,,,lol Shubhendu Jha
Manic Depression It's the name of a Jimi Hendrix song! It sounds killer for a hard-rock or punk band!  Slash Jr.
Manic Depression Death metal band. Got the name from a Jimi Hendrix song. green
Manic Mortician  Spencer
Manic Obsessive I'm writing a book on depression and I was thinking about Manic Depressives, and then I was just on mind freefall so I just suddenly though MANIC OBSESSIVE! Annabelle
MaNiC ReLaPsE I was bored and this name just popped into my head. It sounds so kickass. I think it means worsening into a state of mental or physical hyperactivity. Sounds like some sort or metal or rock band. I'm probably going to use it,though... CreativeIndifference
Manic! At Monte Cristo Kinda like "Panic! At the Disco" meants The Count of Monte Cristo. Thought of it in English class when we were forced to watch the movie!  Kai
Manifest Destiny its cool because manifest means obvious, and we all know what destiny is. So if the band is good enough, its obvious what their destiny is right? I cam up with this in History class. T'was actually my band's name, but our band broke up so ya like it, have it.  LiLAnniE
Manly Shaike I dunno The Mole
Manna Machine Heard the "manna machine" was a concept to explain how Israelites had bread from heaven for 40 years...thought it was a cool band name. Mike Lydic
Manndekker This is a variation of the german word "Manndecker". This is a description a defensive player in soccer... It was really a band from Oldenburg/Germany with only one gig... ...you should know why, if you had seen the gig.... Gluecifer
Manner Geek I like this name. Band geek
Manofrandom Sound cool for a solo artist or a band..................got it from linking words from a kids tv program : / weirdswissguy
Mansion Family It's serial killers with a hell lot a money. GOOD FOR A BLINGIN' RAP GROUP Little j
Mantik The word is 'mantic' and it means to see into the future. Thought it ws a pretty cool band name. The Girl you Don't Know
Mantissa Garden Garden metaphors for music-making have been used before. Mantissa sounds like a kind of flower, although it isn't. In fact it sounds like a fine flower to add to the characteristic flowers of any garden! Tess O. Gosset
The Many Faces of Eddie From a collection of stories we wrote while doing a-levels. Tom
Mar D'Graw A cajun-country band. Looks like a country name, sounds like Mardi Gras. Tejayes
Maracatartus cause i was thinking of maraccas and tartar sause at the same time, damn u with all this why did u come up with this! Son of Dork
Marathon Wipeout A great name, it describes life perfectly, life is one big face plant. Bayonder
The Marble Index From a Wordsworth poem inspired by a bust of Newton, but it too readily brought to mind the Nico album, at least for me. My band was called The Marble Index in 1994 and everyone made the Nico connection but not the Wordsworth one. Another Marble Index came later, I think. jackson1066
Marbleizer I think it sounds awesome; I got it from a guitar named the purplemarbleizer. James
Marcie's Blue Blanket I have a sister named Marcie(we are both named after Peanuts characters) and she has a dark blue blanket. I think it's a good band name too. Lefty Lucy
marcopolo I thought of this in history class when we were reviewing Marco Polo. It just sounded weird when slurred together and decapitalized. Kinda cool, too. alexis
Marcusson Right From the Twilight Zone episode, People are Alike. Sam says that Marcusson is right. And he is. RIssY
Marginal Way It's a street name in Seattle, but it sounds like a good name for an angsty band. If grunge were still alive, maybe a grunge band. RevengeFromMars YouTube
Maria's on Crack Well there are a lot of bands that have songs called "Maria" or a song about a girl named Maria. So I thought that "Maria's On Crack would be a cool name for a punk band. Katelyn
Marinara My cousin wants to start a band called Marinara. I think the sauce deserves such a tribute. Linbrethil
Marinating Pit Stains I saw my goofy friend and he was sweating like a goat. he said he probly ruined his shirt and i said probably with those Marinating Pit Stains Culture Jammer
Mark "The first thing you need for your band...is a name" "Well, my name is Marc with a 'c', so I was thinking Mark with a 'k'... kind of like a psychedelic trip thing..." "ALWAYS play with their minds." empire records Leslie
Mark On The Grave Scene It's cool because it's a really dark name, and it has a certain ring to it. The lead singer's name is actually Mark, so that's also pretty cool. ...
Marketable Hell Rubies My friend and I were on this website where you type in someone's name and it would scramble the letters and give you what else the name can spell. Well, she put in her crush's name and this is what came out. A cookie for anyone who can tell me her crush's name. Blurple
Marmalade Download Clumsily dropped my toast and marmalade on the kitchen floor and you might guess which side landed down.  Aunt Fester
Marquee Decides A little cryptic perhaps,but basically a wordplay on "Marquis de Sade" Paul V Rom
Married "Hi there, we're Married, this one's called ... " Could you keep a straigt face? Panther Ray
Married Then Buried because its from the song cotton eye joe, rae thought it said buried and i knew i t said married, so it wounds cool rae and v dawg
Marshalsea This is the 13th word on the 666th page of the Oxford Dictionary. We though it was cool. So we are using it for our band, but were spelling it like (Marshalc)!! Marky101
Marshmallow Zombies Just thought of it for a mates band (who didn't end up using it in the end) .Arsonist
Marta Arnau Marti A :Wumpscut: song. I just like the sound of it.  bleurgh
Martians Wearing Make-up I was thinking of band names myself and was thinking of strange mixtures, and I came up with this strange punk name NiAlL BiD
Martin Medium I just randomly came up with it out of the blue yeah
Martrus Law My friend Martin came up with this. Whatever it means  Joey
Marty And The Chucks I got "The Chucks" from Chuck Taylor shoes and well... Marty is the only name that goes well with that..regardless if there is a Marty in the band,,,like "Hootie and The Blowfish" (there was no Hootie) The whole band can wear different ChuckTaylor shoes Homer ANderson
Mary Poppins Pimps Why is it cool???..Just read it!! LOL Smitty
MaryTylerMorphine Tired of Mry Tyler Moore? Wish you had morphine for all the pain shes ever called you. Punk music that redifines the fine medicine for young delequents and anti-socialists for the new mellinium. Van
MaryTylerMorphine Tired of Mary Tyler Moore? Wish you had morphine for all the pain shes ever caused you. Punk music that redifines the fine medicine for young delequents and anti-socialists for the new mellinium. Van
Mashed Potatoes it's something you wouldn't normally expect it for a band name. It's different, besides, who doesn't love mashed potatoes? mmm..so tastey! i don't remember
Masochistic Muze I came up with this title while thinking of what most bands get their inspiration or muze is. Most bands sing about harming themselves wich is masochistic, hence Masochistic Muze. Patrick Showalter
Mass Effect It's the name of an upcoming video game, and I thought the name sounded like a killer name for a band. Shawn Jordan
Massacre of Innocence Refers to some biblical guy that tried to kill all the babies in the world to stop Jesus. Matryshoka
Massive Ocular Trauma MoT is actually (well, I think- I'm making things up as I go, kay?) the medical term for getting an eyeball torn out. It'd play gothic lounge music, possibly Visual Kei.  Pretty Little PONY
MASSIW Most Annoying Sound In The World... it cleary is a metal band name... and of course it comes from Dumb & Dumber Mr. Moon
Masta/MC Syko either Masta or MC for a rapper Syko pronounced Psycho with an accent over the "O" my nickname used to be Psyco b/c my friends were just playing around and was kidding but I liked the sound now if I ever go pro in the music business I'll take that nickname MC Syko
The Master Baiters I like it 'cause it sounds cool. I heard a joke with this as the punchline. Why not a band name? Mo
Master Bei Chung It sounds like masterbation. Also a good name for an actor wanting to film pornographic martial arts films. chong
Master Blaster me n my bro were bored and suddenly we heard this big explosion downstairs n my bro exclaimed " thats a master blaster". thats when it struck me, that wud be a pretty cool name for a band GOOPATH
Master of Puppies It's like the song Master of Puppets, but it's not. JeReMy
Master Plunger  It's cool cause this guy I used to hang out with in High School made it up by noticing a Master lock while he was taking a dump and then noticing the toilet plunger next to him and got Master Plunger. I wasn't in the bathroom with him, he told me how it would make a good name for our band after he finished taking the dump. hyzershot
Master Tiger ELVIS' KARATE NICKNAME, HE WAS A BLACKBELT ANDY
Master Volume I was talking about a band called Gain with a friend. We were wondering if they had got it from an amp. We started coming out with different settings on an amp, and I really liked Master Volume.  PaulCFC
Masters of Distortion This band needs to lay off the effects pedals. RevengeFromMars YouTube
The Masters of Facepalm A completely random name, which is also my nickname for MTV, since everything they show makes me do the dreaded facepalm. JeReMy
Masters Of Muppets Well, inspired by the Metallica's song "Master of Puppets". Could be a cool coverband or anything really. [Ed.'s note: Only if the Muppet name isn't infringed upon.] Einar
Masters of Puppets Good name for a Metallica tribute band. JeReMy
Masticating Jailbait Yeah, this just kinda happened. Doesn't it sound awesome? Jake R
The Masturbating Apes I worked at a pizza shop and would always joke that it was so easy, a masturbating ape could do it.  Rolo Brown Town
Matchy y Clashy My friend and I were talking about our fashion styles and I was saying how I sometimes like to match and sometimes clash. She said, "Wow, matchy y clashy" (using the "y" as in the Spanish "and" of course)... and the name was born. Alex
Math Debate an old joke in school...in english we were talking about some mathematical process, and it was like, 1/5 of the class versus 4/5 of the class, and my friend Jason says 'i want a math debate!' and it sounded like he said 'i wanna masturbate!' ^_^; Sarah-neko
Math Eating Cows I wish I had a pet cow that ate my HW. Don't you? I know, Iknow... it sucks Evan
Matt Dillon's Underwear This is Boy George's answer when he was asked by a magazine what would he want to be reincarnated as. I guess he meant the actor, not the marshal from "Gunsmoke". (Kinda of like when Prince Charles told Camilla Parker-Bowles he wanted to be her tampon. Equally gross.)  britrock
Mavalier My friend's favorate basketball team is the Cleveland Cavaliers and my favorite basketball team is the Dallas Mavericks and some how we messed around with it and it ended up being Mavalier so that is cool. I hope you guys like it! Jake Davenport
Max and the Black Firecrackers i looked at my kodak MAX camera and this pot i made in are which the glaze was supposed to be BLACK and FIRECRACKER. Jen
Max E. Padd and the Kotecks Self explanatory Woody Thomas
Max Speedy Artistic Sounds cultured and cool YASMR
Maxilla Okay. It's the word for the bones forming the jaw. Just sounds really neat. Kinda like "Maximum Godzilla." Also not a bad name. Chuck Fensch
Maximum Llamas I mentioned Feast of Maximum Occupancy to my brother, and being the little weirdo he is, he promptly yelled "Maximum Llamas!" I laughed. Kryojenik
Maximum Of Destruction It was a monster truck name. phone
Maxine Martindale and The Midnight Minstrels I was just making up band names and came up with Midnight Minstrels. But I decided they needed a singer with a name. I wanted it to be alliterative. So I came up with Maxine Martindale. I don't really know anyone with that name, it's just totally made up. I like it because it's alliterative. I imagine they'd either be a soft-rock or light R&B band. But I think it's a really great name for a band. Edward
Maxwell Ain't Smart Like Maxwell Smart from Get Smart, only stupid... I don't know enough about the series to say anything more... IHaveNoBrain
Maxwell Ramfist just a made up name... sounds like someone trying to be a bad ass DanEnterprises
May Contain Awesome It was on the side of a box that I received in the mail...should be for a grunge act with half naked cheerleaders, or a Spinal Tap styled group...Or Hair Metal...or Punk...or Jazz,,, G
May Contain Nuts Because it's something you hear quite often. But when you think about it, it's quite funny because it's saying that the band "might contain nuts"! Get it? Matt
May Contain Peanuts It's on all the packaging. That's a h*** of a lot o' free advertising! CHRIS pyrdsa
May of Lalaland Usually, I just sit in class twirling my hair, so all my friends call me May of Lalaland! If your music is just fun and cute, it would be perfect. May May
Mayday It's like you're rocking so hard, that you make planes come down. [Ed.'s note: Hopefully, that'll never happen.] jeff griffin
Mayonaisse Initiation Feast I came up with this name because I heard about a few of my friends that had to eat a grotesque mayo cuisine to join the basketball team, which was thought-up by the seniors. It just has a nice ring to it.  TYLER
Mayonnaise Initiation Feast I got the idea from some idiot who couldn't spell. [Ed.'s note: See TYLER's entry for "Mayonaisse Initiation Feast".] Itchy
MC Escher M.C. are the graphic artist's actual initials, so it sounds like a standard hip-hop handle. It would be a hard name to live up to, though. Schweitzito
MCI Robot I was trying to think of something cool to add to the site. And I was watching tv and a commercial came on for MCI long distance. And it clicked with me. It's from the MCI long distance thing, and a (I believe) Asimov scifi novel, I Robot. You combine the 2 and get this. I think they could be real techno funk, lots of synthesizers and drum machines and stuff. And do stuff like lots of 80s bands did where the singer would sing into one of those things that changed their voice and sound really robotic or otherworldly. Ed
McKolk Pfeffermenn And The Everflushing Toilets this is a combonation of an incident at sea cadets (The Everflushing Toilets) and a guy a made up in NBA 99 (McKolk Pfeffermenn) and it sounds punk.  hamp
McLuvin I was watching this movie called "superbad" and the guy was getting a fake i.d and his name was just Mcluvin.. So i was like, cool. Porsche
Me And My Plastic Jesus i was in my car and was lookin at my little plastic jesus thingy on my dashboard and i was like......JESUS IS COOL!!! so i came up with this one kevin
Me First Dollar I got it from watching spongebob episodes late at night de
Me, This Dude And This Other Guy It popped into my head while thinking of simple things band members can say, when introducing themselves. G
Meager Portions They are the coolest christian punk band ever. They over heard there bother who is like really smart say it once and it stuck. They have a dog named Mr. Baskem and they helped me name my frog Mr. Wubbles. Spunkylatino
Mean Guitar My mom and I heard that song "Tubthumping" in a store. We messed up the lyrics: We thought they were "I got no job, but I get over it 'cause I play a mean guitar." I later thought that would be a really awesome band name. Rockette
The Mean Seething Angry Marsupials My mom and I were at the pet shop and we were looking at a sugar glider, and it was making freaky possesed noises and my mom said it was a mean seething angry marsupial.  Korin
Meandered Minds i got the word meander from an incubus song... it means not straight or curvy.. haha.... so... unstraight minds jazzy
The Meaning of Life My favourite Monty Python movie. Would look great on a marquee. Of course, your milage may vary. I'd love to listen to the Knights Who Say Ni, or perhaps The People's Front of Judea. Chris

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