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Ancient condom from Heaven.
Angel, come down from Heaven.
And my saddle disappears
And my sadness disappears
And the endless night that you fear.
And the endlessness that you fear.
And the endlessness that you feel.
And the endlessness that you fear.
Angel, my angel, my own funny angel
Angel, my angel, fly over me angel.
Angel, my angel, my own pretty angel
or
Angel, my angel, my own bloody angel
Angel, my angel, fly over me angel
Bat-Girl was queen.
or
Bad girl was peeing.
That girl was me.
Can't be a boose hound
What about the long run
Can't be a fool son
What about the long run?
Can't be a foothunch
What about the bong hit?
or
Can't be a noodle
What about the Shaman?
or
Can't look a dude buns
Homos will rule the world, hun.
Can't be a fool son
What about the long run?
Can't be seducin'
What about the long run?
Can't be a fool, son
What about the long run?
Can't hit a bull-sun,
what about the wrong run?
Can't be a fool son,
what about the long run?
Charlie you're my angel
Shorty you're my angel
Closer than my beef cigar to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Closer than my briefs, you are to me.
Closer than my peeps, you are to me.
Closer than my feet you are to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Closer than my peepshow are to me.
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
Closer than my penis you are to me
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Colonel Sanders, I may not be here
Girl, in spite of my behavior
Comb a saber tooth lion.
Come and save me tonight.
Come to save us all.
Come to save her soul.
Compensate me tonight.
or
Conversation tonight.
Come and save me tonight.
Don't cement my feet before you leave.
Closer than my peeps you are to me.
Don't make no difference
Skating one last time.
Don't make no difference
Escaping one last time.
Don't make no dividends
Don't make no difference
Don't send me an angel
God send me an angel
Forever ancient
Forever angel
From this dark world of terror
From this dark, cold hotel room
From this dark, old, cotillion
And the end is not such a fear
From this dark, cold, hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
From this star-crossed hotel room
or
From this stone cold hotel room
From this dark, cold hotel room
From this stark cold hotel room
From this dark cold hotel room
Girl you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl you're my pixie-hearted dream.
Girl you're my angel
You're my darling angel
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need.
Girl you're my friend and I'm your knee
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need
Girl you're my friend when I'm wit' weed.
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need.
Girl you're my mending when I bleed, lady
Girl you're my friend when I'm in need, lady
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my pips you are to me, baby.
Girl, you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, baby.
If the incorrect lyrics were right, it would mean closer than my watermelon seeds you are to me!?
Girl, you're my patient
Girl, you're my angel
Give me shelter from Lorraine
Give me shelter from the rain
Go, your my angel, your my darlin' angel
You smell my feet when they're stinky
Marty, your my angel, your my damn angel
Your my pen on my knees
Fried eggs.
Girl, you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Shorty you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need
Baby.
God send me in danger
God send me an angel
Grill you're my angel, my dartin' angel
Closure than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Shorty you're my angel, my dartin' angel
Girl you're my friend when I'm in heat, Baby
Girl, you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me, Baby
Surely you're my angel, my darlin' angel
Girl, you're my friend when I'm in need, Baby
Hey Joe, I know you are a friend.
Angel, I know you are a friend.
Shorty your my angel
or
Horny your my angel
or
Horny your my angel
Surely you're my angel
I need a receipt for my pains
Memories seep through my veins
I put away my price
I put away my pride
I want yolo
I want your love
Yolo is short for "you only live once"
I'm not the type to make a solitary motion.
Not the type to mess around with her emotion.
I'm tryin' hard to reach out.
I try not to reach out.
I'm your silent referee
Of your silent reverie
In the arms of a nation
In the arms of an angel
In the arms of an angel
Far away from here
From this stark, cold hotel room
And the emptiness that you fear.
In the arms of an angel
Fly away from here
From this dark, cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear.
In the arms of the angel
Far away from here
In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
In the arms of the nation
In the arms of an angel
It's all good when your living in beer can
Down with the boots on, what about the llama?
It's all good when you're little, you have pure fun
Can't be a fool, son, what about the long run?
Just brush my teeth before you leave
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Let's drink the water between us
Let's break the walls between us
Let's watch Charlie's Angels
You're my darling angel
Life is one big party when you're Neil Young
But who's gonna have you back when it's all done
Life is one big party when you're still young
But who's gonna have your back when it's all done
Like a charmedsour and haunted thong
Like a charmed hour and haunted song
Like a trump tower in a 40's song
Like a charmed hour and haunted song
Looking mash up, Shorty always a mention.
Looking back, Shorty always a mention.
May you find Southern Comfort here
May you find some comfort here
My heart is without a whore
My heart is without a home
On this star-cooled flotilla
From this dark, cold hotel room
Please smell my feet before you leave
Closer than my peeps you are to me
Sail the wings Sail the web against a child's cellulite
Silver wings silhouetted against a childs sunrise
Satan disappeared
Sadness disappeared
See my girls in their underwear.
See the girls in the underworld.
She was there through my constipation,
I wanna show the nation my dedication
She was there through my incarceration,
I wanna show the nation my appreciation
Shirley, you're the angel of the morning, Angel.
Shorty, you're the angel, you're my darling angel.
Spend all your time raping
Spend all your time waiting
Surely, you're my angel.
Shorty, you're my angel.
Then maybe empty...oh weightless and maybe
They'll find some peace tonite
Let me be empty and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonite
There's vultures and thieves at your bank
There's vultures and thieves at your back
This one goes out to all the girls in underwear
This one goes out to all the girls that own the world
Traffic goes through the fog, baby.
Go track a ghost through the fog, baby.
Traffic goes through the fog.
Track a ghost through the fog.
Well, she's going to need her make-up.
or
Well she's gone to meet her make-up.
Well she's gone to meet her maker.
When I was a pain gel
When I was an angel
When did the Simpsons begin ?
When did the symptoms begin ?
The misheard version is also quote in Laurie Duggan's Music poem.
Wish I could go through the phone, baby
Go track a ghost through the fog, baby
Without your love, I'm nothin' but a n***er.
Without your love, I'm nothin' but a beggar.
Without your love
I'm nothing but a failure
Without your love>BR> I'm nothin' but a beggar
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent RV.
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie.
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent referee.
You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie.
You have come for the lessons
From your solid ebony
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You were heard from the message
You are pulled from the wreckage
You were pulled from the wreckage
You are pulled from the wreckage
Misheard as past tense; actual lyric is in present tense
You're an angel
In the skies
I can see it in your eyes
You're an angel
In disguise
I can see it in your eyes
You're my ancient America
You're my angel, miracle
You're my angel, America
You're my angel, miracle
You're my dog named Angel
Your my darlin' Angel
You're my doggin' angel
Your my darlin' Angel
You're my dolly
You're my darling
You're on Charlie's Angels
You're my darling, angel
These days, I'm alive.
He's dead, I'm alive.