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Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared if you loved me, too.
I never really cared if you loved me, too.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
I never really cared until I met you.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared into longitude.
I never really cared into longitude.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
I never really cared until I met you.
I also thought it was 'how do I care to a loan' instead of 'how do I get you alone'. I know it doesn't make sense but I must have only been about six or seven!
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared to lament you.
I never really cared to lament you.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
I never really cared until I met you.
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want to be a gnome
Original Lyrics:
And I don't want to be alone
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my love for you is still undo.
Alone.
Alone.
Original Lyrics:
And my love for you is still unknown.
Alone.
Alone.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it chains me to the phone.
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it takes me to the moon.
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now it tells me to the phone
Original Lyrics:
And now it chills me to the bone
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now he tells me to the phone
Original Lyrics:
But now it chills me to the bone
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now it sends me to the phone
Original Lyrics:
But now it chills me to the bone
Zebrahead's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up, get up, my a** is on fire.
Original Lyrics:
Get up, get up, the house is on fire.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
How did I get to alone?
or
How do I get two alone?
or
How do I get two alone?
Original Lyrics:
How do I get you alone?
The Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't want to wait
I had to masturbate and I'm still alone.
I had to masturbate and I'm still alone.
Original Lyrics:
I was a mighty man
I had a master plan and I'm still alone.
I had a master plan and I'm still alone.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock,
I'm lying here in Brunswick's [sic] Dock.
I'm lying here in Brunswick's [sic] Dock.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock,
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the moon switched off.
I'm lying here, the moon switched off.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the ticking of the clock;
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
I'm lying here, the room's pitch dark.
The Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I new a man named Dan
Who had a master plan.
Who had a master plan.
Original Lyrics:
I was an iron man
I had a master plan.
I had a master plan.
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stored s***loads of saliva.
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider.
The words are "midnight rider" and not "minicab driver."
The Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a big-time writer in a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman linger in a single stroke.
I could make a woman linger in a single stroke.
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke.
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke.
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a midnight writer on cloudy smoke
I could make a woman Ingrid every single stride
I wasn't right in the head, I had to masturbate
(Later)
Oh, what a nice man, I'm gonna state my name
I'm still alone
And all the world was made for the earth
(Later)
Just to feel the love we are and you smile
(Later)
Another story begs to be told
(Later)
And the birds have gone to space
I could make a woman Ingrid every single stride
I wasn't right in the head, I had to masturbate
(Later)
Oh, what a nice man, I'm gonna state my name
I'm still alone
And all the world was made for the earth
(Later)
Just to feel the love we are and you smile
(Later)
Another story begs to be told
(Later)
And the birds have gone to space
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man, I had a master plan
(Later)
Oh, what a night it's been for the state I'm in
I'm still alone
And all the wonders made for the earth
(Later)
Just the beat of a lonely heart, and it's mine
(Later)
Another story there to be told
(Later)
And I'll pray it's not too late
I could make a woman hang on every single stroke
I was an iron man, I had a master plan
(Later)
Oh, what a night it's been for the state I'm in
I'm still alone
And all the wonders made for the earth
(Later)
Just the beat of a lonely heart, and it's mine
(Later)
Another story there to be told
(Later)
And I'll pray it's not too late
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a mighty man
I had a master plan and I am alone.
I had a master plan and I am alone.
Original Lyrics:
I was a iron man
I had a master plan, but I was alone.
I had a master plan, but I was alone.
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was in Knight Rider but I never spoke.
Original Lyrics:
I was a midnight rider on a cloud of smoke.
Downface's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a hole and just to catch those last few herds.
Original Lyrics:
I'm alone and just to catch those last few rays.
The Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm here to steal your daughter and a twist of fate.
Original Lyrics:
I'm on a wheel of fortune with a twist of fate.
Pearl Jam's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaches out until the water turns to red hot.
Original Lyrics:
Reaches for her 'til his mind becomes blood hot.
Bee Gees', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'll pay some way
'Cause you know that love's no crime.
'Cause you know that love's no crime.
Original Lyrics:
So I'll play, I'll wait
'Cause you know that love takes time.
'Cause you know that love takes time.
All Saints', "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't hesitate,I'm inside you babe
Let your feelings rolling on.
Let your feelings rolling on.
Original Lyrics:
So don't hesitate, I'm not psychic babe
Let your feelings all be known.
Let your feelings all be known.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Til now, always got by on my own,
I never really cared into longitude.
I never really cared into longitude.
Original Lyrics:
'Til now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you.
I never really cared until I met you.
Celine Dion's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till now I always got back on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it kills me to move on
How do I get time alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it kills me to move on
How do I get time alone
Original Lyrics:
Till now I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
Pearl Jam's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned cookin'.
Original Lyrics:
Woken up to be burned, burned again.
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know how long I have waited
And I was gonna kill you tonight.
And I was gonna kill you tonight.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know how long I have waited
And I was gonna tell you tonight.
And I was gonna tell you tonight.
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