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Along came Johns
Along came Jones
Along came Jones.
Talkin' Jones
Along came Jones.
Tall thin Jones
Along came lonely lanky Jones
IAlong came long, lean, lanky Jones
Along came long, lean, naked jones
Along came long, lean, lanky jones
And opened cans of tuna
And turned on channel 2
And then along came Jones
Dog named Jones
And then along came Jones
Tall, thin Jones
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil air
He trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh
If you don't give me that GTO ranch I'll saw you all in half'
Along came lonely, lanky John
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll saw you all in half
Along came long-legged, lanky Jones
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