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1960s
Jimmy Cliff's, "Many Rivers to Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millionaires to cross
Original Lyrics:
many rivers to cross
 
1970s
Helen Reddy's, "Delta Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
What's that frown you have on?
Original Lyrics:
What's that flower you have on?
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche bag and covered in some mites.
Original Lyrics:
And she was blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Slade's, "Skweeze Me Pleeze Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't make it easy
Original Lyrics:
You're learnin' it easy
The Edgar Winter Group's, "Free Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my heart to take a free ride
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take a free ride
 
1980s
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like a lep'ress above the Serengeti
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
As sure as Kiliminjaro rises
Like a lympid above the surrogate eve
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I catch the waves down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught the mange down in Africa...
Original Lyrics:
I blessed the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess it rains down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to raze Southern Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I messed with Jane's down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I messed with gays down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met some babes down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I blessed the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed the rains down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I missed the reins down in Africa.
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa.
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I passed away down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was deranged down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was raised down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've led some raids down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna take me a car to drag me away from you
Original Lyrics:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Mount Everest amid the serenade
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like a lepress above the Serengeti
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like a member above the seven year leave
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like an empress across the Serengeti
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus across the Serengeti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure as killin' a man, Jethro rises
Like an empress above the serrated trees
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengetti
Toto's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure is killin' the jerro risin'
Like the limpers above the surrogate eaves
Original Lyrics:
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
Like Olympus above the Serengeti
 
1990s
Bis', "The Powerpuff Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blockbuster command of the leader
Original Lyrics:
Blossom, Commander and the leader
Bon Jovi's, "These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a vagabond king wear a stolen foam crown
Wondered if I might end up insane
There's a man out on the corner
Singing old songs about Jane
(Later)
These days the stars ain't out of reach
These days, there ain't a line-up on you and me
Original Lyrics:
Saw a vagabond king wear a styrofoam crown
Wondered if I might end up the same
There's a man out on the corner
Singing old songs about change
(Later)
These days the stars seem out of reach
These days, there ain't a ladder on the streets
Celine Dion's, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you were a mystery with the slamming of the door
Original Lyrics:
But you were history with the slamming of the door
Celine Dion's, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were lots of endless pressure
Original Lyrics:
There were lights of endless pleasure
Diana King's, "Shy Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need their love, yes I need that love
Original Lyrics:
A me dem love, yes a me dem love
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Annie's really strange, we're finding her a cage.
Original Lyrics:
Bittersweet and strange, finding you can change.
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barely even dressed, then somebody bends.
Original Lyrics:
Barely even friends, then somebody bends.
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barry, Eve and friends in somebody's Benz.
Original Lyrics:
Barely even friends, then somebody bends.
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Both a little skilled
Original Lyrics:
Both a little scared
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curtis and his son
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner's on the stove
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searchin' for the son
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surfin' at the sun
Original Lyrics:
Certain as the sun
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, sing us all a rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales as old as time, some as old as grime
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tales as old as time, songs as old as lime.
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Till is old Alyn.
Original Lyrics:
Tale as old as time.
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrong as old as rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Song as old as rhyme
Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast''s, "Beauty and the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
You remember me
Original Lyrics:
Beauty and the Beast
Peabo Bryson and Regina Belle's, "A Whole New World"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmas Day
Original Lyrics:
It's crystal clear
 
2000s
John Mayer's, "Gravity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dramamine
Original Lyrics:
Gravity
 
xmas
Peggy Lee's, "Happy Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
May the carrier keep bringing
Original Lyrics:
May the calendar keep bringing
Wilson Phillips', "Hey Santa"
Misheard Lyrics:
December
Original Lyrics:
Hey Santa

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