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The other day Diana Ross was in a seafood restaurant and was served oysters. She looked a little disappointed, so she complained to the waiter. 'But waiter,' she said, 'I want mussels!'
Submitted by: Mr. Yeetman
This was popular in grammar school during the late 1970s: "What kind of carpenter can't get out of a box?"
Submitted by: HungryMan
Why did Destiny’s Child split up? They were all independent women.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
Why did Beyoncé leave Destiny’s Child? She wanted to become a single lady.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
When George Harrison weeps, who else weeps? His guitar.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
What’s the difference between the Beatles and the Beach Boys? The Beach Boys aren’t animals.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
Is Lizzo holy? No. She’s good as hell!
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
What concert only costs 45 cents? A concert involving 50 Cent and Nickelback.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
At first, Roy Rogers had a problem training his horse Trigger. First, it ran over hill, then it ran over Dale.
Submitted by: Odie Garfield
What do Heidi Klum and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight Seal.
Submitted by: Brit Boxx

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