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What does Katy do before a concert? Dressing Up (for you).
Submitted by: Katycat
How did Ringo convince his wife to marry him? A: None of the other Beatles wanted to marry her.
Submitted by: Heather
Paul, John, George and Ringo stop off at a gas station but when they get home they felt like they were missing something... It was Ringo!
Submitted by: Heather
Today Eric Clapton (AKA "God") turns 71. He was born on March 30, 1945. This is also the birthday (1968) of Celine Dion. Picture this: A musical icon nicknamed "God" celebrates his birthday today and a musical Antichrist also has hers on the same day!
Submitted by: They Say It's Your Birthday
what did jay-z call his wife before they got married feyonce
Submitted by: yosef karelefsky
Paddy goes onto the TV Programme 'Stars In Their Eyes' where contestants pretend to be famous performers. "So, who are you going to be tonight" says the host Matthew Kelly. Paddy says "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be the great band leader Glenn Miller" Then Paddy walked through the door......and they never saw him again!
Submitted by: Big Dan
What do you need when you spill something on your carpet? A little bit of Resolve.
Submitted by: Raven
If we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they at least separate us by artist or genre. I want to be placed in the Elvis Costello section.
Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni
What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? "Take me to your lieder!"
Submitted by: pianist
They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."
Submitted by: pianist

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