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If we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they at least separate us by artist or genre. I want to be placed in the Elvis Costello section.
Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni
What did the alien say to Franz Schubert? "Take me to your lieder!"
Submitted by: pianist
They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."
Submitted by: pianist
If we all end up going to jail for downloading music...... I at least hope they separate us by music genre.
Submitted by: Ernest
What is an electrician's favourite band? AC/DC
Submitted by: Ernest
What do you call a person wearing kiss makeup? a person wearing kiss makeup
Submitted by: kef
Once after Ingrid Michaelson had performed "Time Machine", someone asked her "Do you think time travel is possible?" She replied "I don't know. Ask me again yesterday."
Submitted by: Tess O. Gosset
Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground
Submitted by: Ernest
For real, the band YES is getting inducted into the Rock'n'roll HOF. "It can happen to you, it can happen to me, it can happen to everyone eventually..."
Submitted by: Coral Electric Sitar Starr
Knock knock Who's there? Vivaldi! Vivaldi who? Vivaldi books, there's nothing to read!
Submitted by: Pianist

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