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My impression of overzealous Queen fans: "Adam Lambert took an axe and gave Kashmira [Freddie's sister] 40 whacks. When he saw what he had done, he gave John Deacon 41."
Submitted by: Amanda
Why can't Lionel Richie recite the entire alphabet? Because he always gets stuck on U.
Submitted by: Gusty O'Windflap
Ray Anthony (born Raymond Antonini) wrote a lot of songs and he had a big hit with the song "The Bunny Hop" in 1952. Well, you know of course that he wrote the "Hokey Pokey", the beloved children's song too, right? (It was the B-side of "The Bunny Hop"). So recently, it happened that Ray Anthony had just passed away due to old age. At his funeral, did you hear what they did with him in his coffin?? It was said that "They took his left foot in, they took his left foot out, then they shook it all about...and they did the Hokey Pokey" Haha. Very funny.
Submitted by: Codi Preston D.
Daryl Hall and John Oates had a lot of hits in the 1980s like "Maneater", "Kiss On My List", "One On One", "Say It Isn't So", and "I Can't Go For That", I'm sure you all know. Well, did you know that before they became musicians, they were truck drivers??? They were HAULING OATS!! (Hall and Oates = Hauling Oats!!). A really funny pun. Haha.
Submitted by: Codi Preston D.
What is John Lennon’s favorite time? 9:10 because it’s one after 909.
Submitted by: Emma Green
How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts? With Jammin’
Submitted by: Reverend Gherkin
Rodney Carrington
Q: Did You Know That Rodney Carrington Went Hunting For Deer Meat? A: I heard that later on he prepared the Deer's Penis
Submitted by: Jason W. Konopka
Q: Why did Brian May call the Kardashians? A: To study their brains for his new thesis on black holes.
Submitted by: Amanda
Steven Tyler is not "gay" by ANY means, but he does not go out on dates with women anymore. Every time he does, he gets mistaken for her grandfather. ( Joe Perry? Same thing. )
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Bob Dylan has been seeing a psychologist because he has been having mental and social problems. The doctor says to Dylan, "Repeat after me .. Your Name is Bob Dylan." The problem started when Dylan said to the doctor, "Your name is Bob Dylan." The doctor says "No. YOUR name is Bob Dylan." Dylan again says "Your name is Bob Dylan." This went on repeatedly for several moments. ( The doctor has since resigned and is now seeing another doctor himself. )
Submitted by: Jeff Williams

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