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Science says Beetles have 6 legs I guess we forgot about Ringo
Submitted by: Sophie
Q. What would be a good nickname for Bobby Goldsboro's biggest hit song? A. The original Honey Boo Boo.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
The members of the band Abba must be getting old (They were formed in 1971). Agnetha Faltskog wanted to sing the song "Waterloo", but she forgot the lyrics. She forgot the words, but she was a pro about it. When she started to sing, she sang "Doo-ba-doo, doo-ba-doo-ba doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-ba-doo"
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Why do the members of Aerosmith go out on so few romantic dates? Because Steven Tyler insists upon singing "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Rick Astley will give you any Pixar movie you want except for one. He will never gonna give you Up.
Submitted by: ljcool2006/Bebble
If Sinead O'Connor retires from music, she should go join the Army. She already has the haircut.
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Sinead O'Connor, in my opinion, has the shortest hair of any woman without being completely bald. This is not her fault; it's her barber's; "The clippers slipped, Miss O'Connor. We have to shave it all off, or it won't look right."
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
Any time you look at a picture of Bob Dylan, you may think to yourself "Oh, no! He's had a stroke!" That is not true. Bob Dylan is fine; that's just the way he looks naturally. (Keith Richards? Same thing.)
Submitted by: Jeff Williams
I was once at a zoo when they had a section of mandrills. For any who don't know, mandrills are the largest members of the Old World Monkey family. Within that family they are more specifically in a Tribe with baboons, to which they bear a strong resemblance. When a zoo staff member walked by, I said to her, "Do you know if any of these animals are siblings? If so, we could be looking at the Mandrill Sisters here!"
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
When the magician David Copperfield was a young boy, his mother saved the world. She did it by making sure the young David never heard "Make The World Go Away" by Eddy Arnold.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

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