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Q Have you heard about the aquatic cannibalistic Bananarama tribute act? A They are called Piranha rama
Submitted by: Christopher Long
A philosopher goes to a website and discovers the song “Rhythm Steps” by Herbie Kay. After playing it just one time, the philosopher dislikes the song so much that he decides to look up where Herbie is buried, so he can visit it in person. In the middle of the night, he visits the cemetery where his grave is located, brings out a brown paper bag from his car, and places the bag on his grave. He breathes a sigh of relief. When he gets back into the car, he turns on the radio, expecting to listen to “Red Eye Radio”, but instead “Rhythm Steps” plays! The driver is so shocked that he accidentally drives faster than he normally would, and goes off a ramp and lands into an indoor kids’ playground that is closed. The car crashes through the roof and lands inside, fortunately not harming anyone. As the airbags are deployed, the car is still playing “Rhythm Steps”. When the last words, “Simple as the day is long!” are sung, a paper bag from seemingly nowhere drops into the car, which has no roof anymore. It lands on the face of the driver, who immediately passes out from smelling the bag.
Submitted by: George&GermaineBriantFan
I recently realised in science class that the Beatles’ song “Hey Jude” is actually about sodium.
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
How old was Suzi Quatro in 1954? Four. (True, but the name “Quatro” means four, and that makes it a joke.)
Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
What do you call a Calvin Harris concert that also features Ellie Goulding? A Miracle.
Submitted by: BrillaintJ8
Ozzy Osbourne was performing "Crazy Train" in front of a large crowd in Wembley Stadium when he felt something in his pants and ran off the stage real quick. An audience member then shouted, "Hey, look, 'Diarrhea of a Madman!'
Submitted by: Brit Boxx
Fuel was added to the climate change debate when George Michael drove his car to the summit of Mt Everest & officially became the World's "highest" motorist
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
From a freedom of Information release, it has emerged an Italian tabloid sent 4 prostitutes backstage at the 1970 Isle of Wight Festival, but on leaving Jimi Hendrix's dressing room, they were told they were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody
At the end of a show Herbie Kay asks the audience if they have any requests. A man keeps yelling, “Simple as the day is long,” but he is ignored by the other people requesting songs. So the band plays a few more songs, and then Herbie asks if there are any more requests. Again, the guy says, “Simple as the day is long”, but is ignored yet again. Finally after the last song request, Herbie says they are going to close out their set, but the one man is adamant about “Simple as the day is long”. Herbie Kay admits that he does not know the song. So Herbie asks him, “OK, how do you sing it?” Suddenly, two other men join that man in the audience, who turn out to be members of his vocal trio. All three of them sing: “If you’re not a dunce, you’ll catch on at once; you know this one, Herbie: It’s the Rhythm Steps, whoa! … Simple as the day is long!”
Submitted by: George&GermaineBriantFan
Israeli Take That Tribute band rocked by departure of Rabbi Williams
Submitted by: Van S A'Parody

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