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David hasslehoff walks into a bar; Bartender, who is really starstruck, exclaims "Mr Hasslehoff!! could i get you a drink, Mr Hasslehoff? maybe a bite to eat, Mr Hasslehoff?". Hasslehoff says "Listen mate, just call me Hoff". Barman says "Oh okay, no hassle"
Submitted by: Brynod
Did you hear about the guy on the beach who did a really bad Soundgarden cover? He left his vocal talent in the sand, just a burden in his hand.
Submitted by: Amanda
What does Katy do before a concert? Dressing Up (for you).
Submitted by: Katycat
How did Ringo convince his wife to marry him? A: None of the other Beatles wanted to marry her.
Submitted by: Heather
Paul, John, George and Ringo stop off at a gas station but when they get home they felt like they were missing something... It was Ringo!
Submitted by: Heather
Today Eric Clapton (AKA "God") turns 71. He was born on March 30, 1945. This is also the birthday (1968) of Celine Dion. Picture this: A musical icon nicknamed "God" celebrates his birthday today and a musical Antichrist also has hers on the same day!
Submitted by: They Say It's Your Birthday
what did jay-z call his wife before they got married feyonce
Submitted by: yosef karelefsky
Paddy goes onto the TV Programme 'Stars In Their Eyes' where contestants pretend to be famous performers. "So, who are you going to be tonight" says the host Matthew Kelly. Paddy says "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be the great band leader Glenn Miller" Then Paddy walked through the door......and they never saw him again!
Submitted by: Big Dan
What do you need when you spill something on your carpet? A little bit of Resolve.
Submitted by: Raven
If we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they at least separate us by artist or genre. I want to be placed in the Elvis Costello section.
Submitted by: Elsie (formerly Alex) Aerni

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