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What is flowers do you bring to a kiss concert two-lips
Submitted by: Petra esparza
Dave Gilmour
Did you hear about the man who spent 24 hours listening to all of Pink Floyd's albums? He hit the wall.
Submitted by: Duncan Musgrove
Dire Strait's & Chris Rea
Dire straits & chris rea are going on tour together, it will be called the dire rea tour.
Submitted by: Jason
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'drizzle!
Submitted by: Tom Daly
How does Madonna spell "Art"? M-O-N-E-Y
Submitted by: Tom Daly
You wanna hear a Nirvana joke? *looks around* No one? Oh well whatever, nevermind...
Submitted by: Torii
Eminem: I can't be your Superman Me: I love the way you lie Eminem: I'm not afraid Me: your my rap god..... And I'm here in Shady's world
Submitted by: Maddie
2Pac started the book of rap, Eminem finished it, oh... And Lil' Wayne couldn't read it.
Submitted by: Maddie
So, I went to an Eminem concert, he was wearing a yellow tee-shirt that had the M&M logo on it, fellow Stans our rap god is not a criminal, he's a cannibal!
Submitted by: Maddie
Eminem is a candy wrapper.
Submitted by: Turtle

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