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Why won't hipsters listen to the Beatles until Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney die? Because they only want to listen to the Beatles when they're underground
Submitted by: Ernest
For real, the band YES is getting inducted into the Rock'n'roll HOF. "It can happen to you, it can happen to me, it can happen to everyone eventually..."
Submitted by: Coral Electric Sitar Starr
Knock knock Who's there? Vivaldi! Vivaldi who? Vivaldi books, there's nothing to read!
Submitted by: Pianist
The other night I was in the curry house when I heard that REM had split up! That's me in the korma!!!
Submitted by: Amelia
I started a band called 999 Megabytes...we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
Submitted by: Ernest
If the Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, "Hello Goodbye?"
Submitted by: Ernest
My dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help.
Submitted by: Ernest
What type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music!
Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine
My car started making this whining noise... So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out.
Submitted by: Jessie
Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? Because swift never misses.
Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine

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