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Dire Strait's & Chris Rea
Dire straits & chris rea are going on tour together, it will be called the dire rea tour.
Submitted by: Jason
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo'drizzle!
Submitted by: Tom Daly
How does Madonna spell "Art"? M-O-N-E-Y
Submitted by: Tom Daly
You wanna hear a Nirvana joke? *looks around* No one? Oh well whatever, nevermind...
Submitted by: Torii
Eminem: I can't be your Superman Me: I love the way you lie Eminem: I'm not afraid Me: your my rap god..... And I'm here in Shady's world
Submitted by: Maddie
2Pac started the book of rap, Eminem finished it, oh... And Lil' Wayne couldn't read it.
Submitted by: Maddie
So, I went to an Eminem concert, he was wearing a yellow tee-shirt that had the M&M logo on it, fellow Stans our rap god is not a criminal, he's a cannibal!
Submitted by: Maddie
Eminem is a candy wrapper.
Submitted by: Turtle
David hasslehoff walks into a bar; Bartender, who is really starstruck, exclaims "Mr Hasslehoff!! could i get you a drink, Mr Hasslehoff? maybe a bite to eat, Mr Hasslehoff?". Hasslehoff says "Listen mate, just call me Hoff". Barman says "Oh okay, no hassle"
Submitted by: Brynod
Did you hear about the guy on the beach who did a really bad Soundgarden cover? He left his vocal talent in the sand, just a burden in his hand.
Submitted by: Amanda

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