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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And dole my love.
The Real Lyrics:
And, oh, my love.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And dope my dreams will rake me hair.
The Real Lyrics:
And hope my dreams will take me there.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And hope my teams will take me there.
The Real Lyrics:
And hope my dreams will take me there.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And, doh, my love
The Real Lyrics:
And, oh, my love
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I hate this street
I hate this house.
The Real Lyrics:
An empty street
An empty house.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I try to wee.
The Real Lyrics:
I try to read.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I try to wee
And go to where
I'm laughing at my friends.
The Real Lyrics:
I try to read
I go to work
I'm laughing with my friends.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder how
I wanna cry.
The Real Lyrics:
I wonder how
I wonder why.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching for a dove that seems to fart.
The Real Lyrics:
Reaching for a love that seems so far.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching for a dove that sings to fart.
The Real Lyrics:
Reaching for a love that seems so far.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
See a little pear.
The Real Lyrics:
Say a little prayer.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
To hole you in my arms
To promise you my dove
To tell you from the car
You're all I'm blinking of.
The Real Lyrics:
To hold you in my arms
To promise you my love
To tell you from the heart
You're all I'm thinking of.
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Where the fjords are green
The Real Lyrics:
Where the fields are green
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Where the scribes are blue
The Real Lyrics:
Where the skies are blue
Westlife's, "My Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Where the scythes are blue
The Real Lyrics:
Where the skies are blue
Westlife's, "Obvious"
The Misheard Lyrics:
This love song is singing
Until the day you're holding me.
The Real Lyrics:
This love song, I'll sing it
Until the day you're holding me.
Westlife's, "One Love"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My low for the things we tried.
The Real Lyrics:
One love for the mother's child.
The Story: Well one day, I was doing "Singstar" with my cousin when he stopped singing and just stared at me. It was awful. - Submitted by: Lulu
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bake it all up for you.
The Real Lyrics:
I'll make it all up to you.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so gay.
The Real Lyrics:
I still pray.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
If you forgive me
I'm gonna do it to Kate.
The Real Lyrics:
If you forgive me
I'm gonna do what it takes.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone.
The Real Lyrics:
Don't you leave you alone.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Now I know where
To hurt you at home.
The Real Lyrics:
Now I know it
To hurt you was wrong.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody leaves you tonight.
The Real Lyrics:
Somebody needs you tonight.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody needs you to knife.
The Real Lyrics:
Somebody needs you tonight.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody needs your tuna.
The Real Lyrics:
Somebody needs you tonight.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody wants your tuc.
The Real Lyrics:
Somebody wants your touch.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I bake my skates.
The Real Lyrics:
Sometimes I make mistakes.
Westlife's, "Somebody Needs You"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We should be talking to poo.
The Real Lyrics:
We should be talking it through.

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