There's always a letter that'll make you feel bad about yourself
You try to speak it up, try to speak it up to somebody else
Letters are out to get you, letters are out to get you
Letters, ooh
They say that you're too short to join the team
And your alphabet is too low for poetry
Letters are out to get you, letters are out to get you
Letters, ooh

I hear the happiness in your laughter
So call on me and tell me what you need
Just call on me and tell me what you need

Look at him, look at her, they've got a letter of 26
You better figure out to how to say it all, divide
Letters are out to get you, they'll kill you if they get you
Letters , ooh

I hear the funniest in your laughter
So call on me and tell me what you need
Just call on me and tell me what you need

I'm an A, I'm a Z
In the end, does it matter?
All that we even really know
Is every letter needs an alphabet
But the letter swon't compute
When we love and the B becomes A
(A B C D E F G H)

I hear the funniest in your laughter
I hear the funniest in your laughter