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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Traffic that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 19 misheard song lyrics for Traffic on amIright currently.

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"Berkshire Poppies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance city, oh what a pity
Original Lyrics:
Day in the city, oh what a pity
"Berkshire Poppies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hundreds of buildings that f*** at my view
Original Lyrics:
Hundreds of buildings that block out my view
"Berkshire Poppies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had an hour a day
I wouldn't even have a care.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that I was there
I wanna make it out of there.
"Berkshire Poppies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two hundred kids and one red Minnie Mouse
Original Lyrics:
Two hundred kids in one red minimoke
"Dear Mr. Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You are the thing take us out of this blues
Original Lyrics:
You are the thing take us out of this gloom
"Empty Pages" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been lost and forgotten, the Vegas animal.
Original Lyrics:
Often lost and forgotten, the vagueness and the mud
"Empty Pages" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Often lost and forgotten, the sickness and the mirth
Original Lyrics:
Often lost and forgotten, the vagueness and the mud
"Empty Pages" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Staring at empty pages, since you've gone, the same old lines
Staring at empty pages, knowing along the edges
Original Lyrics:
Staring at empty pages, centered 'round the same old plot
Staring at empty pages, flowing along the ages
"Every Mother's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
World together, love will buy
Ever after, see 'em sigh
Original Lyrics:
Once again I'm northward bound
On the edge of sea and sky
This song would probably have been a lot more popular if the lyrics were a little intelligible.
"Freedom Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
America(s)
Original Lyrics:
Here it comes.
"Freedom Rider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracles
Original Lyrics:
Here it comes.
"Heaven Is in Your Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red apples swing in and out of the bars
Capturing moments of light in their jars
Playing with children, acting as such
Original Lyrics:
Ride on the swing in and out of the bars
Capturing moments of life in their jars
Playing with children, acting as stars
"House For Everyone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The roads are made of treacle. Think it's time that I moved on.
Original Lyrics:
The roads are made of treacle things, it's time that I moved on.
"House for Everyone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My home is half a walnut shell, the journey will be long
So I filled the hold with peppermints and creamy things for Marge.
Original Lyrics:
My home is half a walnut shell, the journey will be long
So I filled the whole with peppermints and creamy pink blanc-mange.
"Light Up Or Leave Me Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like breaking your face.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away.
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The low sparkin' high heeled boys
Original Lyrics:
The low spark of high heeled boys
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the suit has just barked and you call for a prophecy made from your dreams.
Original Lyrics:
The man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he's made from your dreams.
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man in the suitcase
Original Lyrics:
The man in the suit has
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound that you're hearing is only the sound of the Luftwaffe's high heeled boys.
Original Lyrics:
The sound that you're hearing is only the sound of the low spark of high heeled boys.

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