-> "The No Bark of RINO Boys"
Original Song Title:
"The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The No Bark of RINO Boys"
The Lyrics
If you see something that looks like a fraud
And its shooting up out of The Swamp
And your head is spinning
From another cave
And you just cant escape from the fear
They undermined Trump and they're crapping on you
We were trusting once
Casting our votes
And the thing that you're fearing is only the sound
Of the no bark of RINO boys
(Up-]tempo piano riff)*
That the gas that youre pumping is too high priced
While they're spending beyond all our means
And the Zuck in the seat has bought off your new Rep
From the data his website has gleaned
And today you just read that your free speech is dead
Cause Ms Lindsey failed to make any noise
But it wasnt the Zuck-Borg that laid it to rest
Twas the no heart of RINO boys
If you had just one minute to serve
And we asked of you one final vote
Would you vote for something
Like more debt finance
Or something as dismal as this
Dont worry too much, they'll toss Pork scraps at you
As sure as our faith is destroyed
And the thing that you're hearing is barely a sound
Its the no spark of RINO boys
That the home that you've wanting is too high priced
While they're stalking young moms like Ahab
And the men in white coats have just bought a new yacht
From the profits they made from the jab
And today you just read that due process is dead
Cause The Turtle failed to make any noise
But it wasnt Pelosi who laid it to rest
Twas the no bark of RINO boys
If we say you're everything that we loathe
And ask why our faith's not returned
Its such a shame to see
What you weasels do
Oh, you took us for a ride
Stripped us of everything, including our rights
And spun it into something
That's all null and void
And the thing that we're hearing is wholly unsound
Its the low fraud of RINO boys
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