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Song Parodies -> "Dear Colonoscopy"
Original Song Title:
"Dear Mr. Fantasy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Traffic
Parody Song Title:
"Dear Colonoscopy"
Parody Written by:
Jim Rotondo
The Lyrics
What better time for the ole "Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!"
Dear Colonoscopy, rectal harpoon,
Anal scope to make us feel crappy.
Do anything, take me out of this room,
Pull alarms, call bomb threats, make me happy.
Slowly remove that long and cold subway train,
Be gentle kind Doc, I’m up in years.
Please don’t be mad if I should walk out and leave,
I’m in great need of Valium and some beers.
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh Ahhhhh
Dear Colonoscopy, inspector of bowels,
Intestinal parade out of line.
Cover my face with ethered surgical towels,
As you probe, where the sun, it don’t shine.
Yeah, yeah.
Solo
Dear Colonoscopy, rectal harpoon,
Anal scope to make us feel crappy.
Do anything, take me out of this room,
Pull alarms, call bomb threats, make me happy.
Slowly remove that long and cold subway train,
Be gentle kind Doc, I’m up in years.
Please don’t be mad if I should walk out and leave,
I’m in great need of Valium and some beers.
Anal scope to make us feel crappy.
Do anything, take me out of this room,
Pull alarms, call bomb threats, make me happy.
Slowly remove that long and cold subway train,
Be gentle kind Doc, I’m up in years.
Please don’t be mad if I should walk out and leave,
I’m in great need of Valium and some beers.
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh
Oooo Ahhhhh Ahhhhh
Dear Colonoscopy, inspector of bowels,
Intestinal parade out of line.
Cover my face with ethered surgical towels,
As you probe, where the sun, it don’t shine.
Yeah, yeah.
Solo
Dear Colonoscopy, rectal harpoon,
Anal scope to make us feel crappy.
Do anything, take me out of this room,
Pull alarms, call bomb threats, make me happy.
Slowly remove that long and cold subway train,
Be gentle kind Doc, I’m up in years.
Please don’t be mad if I should walk out and leave,
I’m in great need of Valium and some beers.
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Really funny (and scary), Jim! I had one myself a couple of years ago. Now the next time i go for one that Traffic song is going to be playing in my head!
Great title switch and parody.
Having a colonoscopy has never been more fun! Great parody, Jim.
Thanks so much guys, will be seeing Clapton and Winwood June 12th in Philly!
Colonoscopy - an act of Blind Faith
4XW....brilliantly spoken!
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