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There are 91 misheard song lyrics for Take That on amIright currently.
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"A Million Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million love songs in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
A million love songs later
"A Million Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million love songs omega
Original Lyrics:
A million love songs later
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little wife stood at your door
Original Lyrics:
A little boy stood at your door
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walk down your door, can't believe that I'm near you
Original Lyrics:
As I walk down your road, can't wait to be near you
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we will never be a cupboard again
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you find a little Ruby Saddow for me?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you find a little room inside for me?
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mile still on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick, Mark
Steal on your coffee cup.
Steal on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup.
Still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick, mom
Still on your Kurt Vonnegut.
Still on your Kurt Vonnegut.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup.
Still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I faded out the story
Original Lyrics:
I figured out the story
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess now it's time for beaming you up
Original Lyrics:
I guess now it's time for me to give up
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess now it's time, for me to give up, I guess it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick milestone on your coffee cup.
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick milestone on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
I guess now it's time, for me to give up, I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you back for gum
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a fist up your emotions.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got mixed up your emotions.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the twist of separation you would seldom be free
Original Lyrics:
In the twist of separation you excelled at being free
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your back for good
Original Lyrics:
Want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch yer Back!
Watch yer back!
You better watch yer back for good
Watch yer back!
You better watch yer back for good
Original Lyrics:
Want you back,
Want you back,
I just want you back for good
Want you back,
I just want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never be recovered together.
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never be uncommon again
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be right up, understood?
Original Lyrics:
You'll be right and understood.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be right up under the sun
Original Lyrics:
You'll be right and understood.
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in the coda of my mind I celebrated glory, but that was not to be
Original Lyrics:
But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory, but that was not to be
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But in the quota of my mind I celebrated glory, but that was not to be
Original Lyrics:
But in the corner of my mind I celebrated glory, but that was not to be
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a hand of shattered dreams
Original Lyrics:
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a head of shattered dreams
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick marks along your coffee cup
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you back for dope
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your bag of gold
or
I want your bag of dope
or
I want your bag of dope
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a fistful of emotion
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will we ever wear a condom again?
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Could It Be Magic?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the magic that lasts?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
"Could It Be Magic?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come into your arse
Original Lyrics:
I want to come into your arms.
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I want you to come, come, come and sue my arse.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I want you, come, come, come into my arms
"Do What U Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beeba said, 'I'd rather be a lonely get.'
Original Lyrics:
Me myself, I'd rather be alone again.
"Everything Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For rabbit's hoof
or
For rabbit's foot
or
For rabbit's foot
Original Lyrics:
Forever more
"Everything Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remains the Simka!
Original Lyrics:
Remains the same 'cos
"Giants"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all diamonds
Original Lyrics:
We're all giants
"Greatest Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still close to me
Original Lyrics:
Stay close to me
"How Deep Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of Jews
Bringing us down
Bringing us down
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
Breaking us down
Cover of a Bee Gees classic
"How Deep Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you come to me on a supper breeze
Original Lyrics:
And you come to me on a summer breeze
"I Found Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd sue me, my girl
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd soon be my girl
"I Found Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a different gnome
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a different world
"I Found Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a different womb
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a different world
"I'd Wait for Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a science that's playing too loud
Original Lyrics:
There's a silence that's playing too loud
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes America.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes a miracle, to fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl, to fall in love.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes a miracle
To fall in love, to fall in love
To fall in love, to fall in love
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl
To fall in love, to fall in love.
To fall in love, to fall in love.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes some vinegar.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So baby can’t you make it Justin Bieber time
Original Lyrics:
So baby can’t you make me just a little time
"Kidz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kings and Queens and residents
Original Lyrics:
Kings and Queens and Presidents
"Love Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until your mother says
Original Lyrics:
Until you understand
"Meaning of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deceit and lies is all I've taken
Let me surface to breathe
Let me surface to breathe
Original Lyrics:
Do ya see the lights? It's all I'm taking
Let this circus run free
Let this circus run free
"Meaning of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you see the lights,
It's all it takes,
Let the silver through free
It's all it takes,
Let the silver through free
Original Lyrics:
Deceit and lies,
It's all I'm taking,
Let me surface to breath
It's all I'm taking,
Let me surface to breath
"Never Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've come the wrong way
Original Lyrics:
We've come a long way
"Never Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've had some sex,
we've had good times
we've had good times
Original Lyrics:
We've had success,
we've had good times
we've had good times
"Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hope he comes inside your a** tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close inside your arms tonight.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do each night is stink
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is think
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is s**** and pray.
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine in space.
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine this thing
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is think
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine your face
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the moment always comes too soon
Original Lyrics:
But the morning always comes too soon
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't forget the past
I love you standard.
I love you standard.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't forget the past
I'll understand that.
I'll understand that.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley, we must be inside
Original Lyrics:
Surely, we must be in sight
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The longer I stayed awake for
Original Lyrics:
The longer I stayed away for
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Common sense, common sense, common sense
Original Lyrics:
Promises, promises, promises
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gotta be something long
Original Lyrics:
There's gotta be something wrong
"Relight My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to walk on through the night
or
Stronger now to walk on through the night
or
Stronger now to walk on through the night
Original Lyrics:
Strong enough to walk on through the night
"Rule The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can ruin the world
Original Lyrics:
We can rule the world
"Said It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's no constipation
Original Lyrics:
And there's no conversation
"Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pokemon, Pokemon, get it on!
Original Lyrics:
So come on, oh come on, get it on
"Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're so pissed off to me
Original Lyrics:
You're such a big star to me
"Sure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That it's streamline the phone
Original Lyrics:
That it's sweet love I've found
"The Flood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing
On the edge of together
On the edge of together
Original Lyrics:
Standing
On the edge of forever
On the edge of forever
"These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
In days of waitress
Original Lyrics:
In days I've wasted
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your love and race smiling at me
Original Lyrics:
All your love and grace smiling at me
"Why Can't I Wake Up with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my wife, Milo
Original Lyrics:
You're my life, my love
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