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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Take That that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 80 misheard song lyrics for Take That on amIright currently.

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"A Million Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million love songs in Vegas
Original Lyrics:
A million love songs later
"A Million Love Songs" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A million love songs omega
Original Lyrics:
A million love songs later
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little wife stood at your door
Original Lyrics:
A little boy stood at your door
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I walk down your door, can't believe that I'm near you
Original Lyrics:
As I walk down your road, can't wait to be near you
"Babe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Babe, I'll give again
Original Lyrics:
Babe, I'm here again
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we will never be a cupboard again
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you find a little Ruby Saddow for me?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you find a little room inside for me?
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mile still on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick, Mark
Steal on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick, mom
Still on your Kurt Vonnegut.
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark
Still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I faded out the story
Original Lyrics:
I figured out the story
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess now it's time for beaming you up
Original Lyrics:
I guess now it's time for me to give up
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess now it's time, for me to give up, I guess it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick milestone on your coffee cup.
Original Lyrics:
I guess now it's time, for me to give up, I feel it's time
Got a picture of you beside me
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you back for gum
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a fist up your emotions.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got mixed up your emotions.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want Chewbacca girl
Original Lyrics:
Want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your back for good
Original Lyrics:
Want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash your back!
Original Lyrics:
Want you back!
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch yer Back!
Watch yer back!
You better watch yer back for good
Original Lyrics:
Want you back,
Want you back,
I just want you back for good
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never be recovered together.
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We will never be uncommon again
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll be right up, understood?
Original Lyrics:
You'll be right and understood.
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever I hate
Original Lyrics:
Whatever I said
"Back For Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll be right up under the sun
Original Lyrics:
You'll be right and understood.
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a hand of shattered dreams
Original Lyrics:
Got a fist of pure emotion, got a head of shattered dreams
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your lipstick marks along your coffee cup
Original Lyrics:
Got your lipstick mark still on your coffee cup
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you back for dope
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want your bag of gold
or
I want your bag of dope
Original Lyrics:
I want you back for good
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a fistful of emotion
Original Lyrics:
I've got a fix of pure emotions
"Back for Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will we ever wear a condom again?
Original Lyrics:
We will never be uncovered again
"Could It Be Magic?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be the magic that lasts?
Original Lyrics:
Could this be the magic at last?
"Could It Be Magic?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to come into your arse
Original Lyrics:
I want to come into your arms.
"Could It Be Magic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I want you to come, come, come and sue my arse.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I want you, come, come, come into my arms
"Do What U Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beeba said, 'I'd rather be a lonely get.'
Original Lyrics:
Me myself, I'd rather be alone again.
"Everything Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever mom
Original Lyrics:
Forever more
"Everything Changes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Remains the Simka!
Original Lyrics:
Remains the same 'cos
"Giants"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're all diamonds
Original Lyrics:
We're all giants
"Greatest Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still close to me
Original Lyrics:
Stay close to me
"How Deep Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of Jews
Bringing us down
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
Cover of a Bee Gees classic
"How Deep Is Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you come to me on a supper breeze
Original Lyrics:
And you come to me on a summer breeze
"I Found Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought you'd sue me, my girl
Original Lyrics:
I thought you'd soon be my girl
"I Found Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in a different womb
Original Lyrics:
Lost in a different world
"I'd Wait for Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a science that's playing too loud
Original Lyrics:
There's a silence that's playing too loud
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes America.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes a miracle, to fall in love.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl, to fall in love.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes a miracle
To fall in love, to fall in love
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl
To fall in love, to fall in love.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It only takes some vinegar.
Original Lyrics:
It only takes a minute, girl.
"It Only Takes A Minute" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So baby can’t you make it Justin Bieber time
Original Lyrics:
So baby can’t you make me just a little time
"Kidz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kings and Queens and residents
Original Lyrics:
Kings and Queens and Presidents
"Love Ain't Here Anymore" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Piscataway
Original Lyrics:
It's gone away
"Love Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until your mother says
Original Lyrics:
Until you understand
"Meaning of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deceit and lies is all I've taken
Let me surface to breathe
Original Lyrics:
Do ya see the lights? It's all I'm taking
Let this circus run free
"Meaning of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you see the lights,
It's all it takes,
Let the silver through free
Original Lyrics:
Deceit and lies,
It's all I'm taking,
Let me surface to breath
"Never Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Together
or
Forever
Original Lyrics:
Never
"Never Forget" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've had some sex,
we've had good times
Original Lyrics:
We've had success,
we've had good times
"Patience"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hope he comes inside your a** tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Just hold me close inside your arms tonight.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do each night is stink
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is think
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is s**** and pray.
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine in space.
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine my face
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine this thing
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is think
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I do is shine your face
Original Lyrics:
All I do each night is pray
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the moment always comes too soon
Original Lyrics:
But the morning always comes too soon
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't forget the past
I love you standard.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't forget the past
I'll understand that.
"Pray" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shirley, we must be inside
Original Lyrics:
Surely, we must be in sight
"Promises" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gotta be something long
Original Lyrics:
There's gotta be something wrong
"Relight My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't forget to walk on through the night
OR
Stronger now to walk on through the night
Original Lyrics:
Strong enough to walk on through the night
"Relight My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Real life my fire
Original Lyrics:
Relight my fire
"Relight My Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like papaya
Original Lyrics:
Relight my fire
"Rule The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can ruin the world
Original Lyrics:
We can rule the world
"Said It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's no constipation
Original Lyrics:
And there's no conversation
"Shine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pokemon, Pokemon, get it on!
Original Lyrics:
So come on, oh come on, get it on
"Sure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure social
Original Lyrics:
Sure, so sure
"Sure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That it's streamline the phone
Original Lyrics:
That it's sweet love I've found
"The Flood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Standing
On the edge of together
Original Lyrics:
Standing
On the edge of forever
"These Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
In days of waitress
Original Lyrics:
In days I've wasted
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All your love and race smiling at me
Original Lyrics:
All your love and grace smiling at me
"Why Can't I Wake Up with You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my wife, Milo
Original Lyrics:
You're my life, my love

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