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Song Parodies -> "Sounds of Yoko"

Original Song Title:

"Sounds of Silence"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Sounds of Yoko"

Parody Written by:

G.R. Broski

The Lyrics

Hello cotton balls my pal
I'll stick you in my ear canals
Cause a Beatle widow is 'singing'
Like a feral cat she is screaming
When she walks to the mike
I shake my head and say 'oh no!'
Ono
The guttural sounds of Yoko

Hearing her sing is real hard
I think she calls it avant-garde
It's not our good ol' fashioned song and dance
I wish she'd stop and give peace a chance
Her 'songs' are like nails on an old chalkboard
Oh my lord
The caterwalling sounds of Yoko

I fall upon my knees and pray
That she doesn't start to bray
I know her large ego has it's needs
But that noise cause my ears to bleed
When I hear her 'songs' my smile leaves real fast
I'm aghast
You know
The ungodly sounds of Yoko

And they say that love is blind
Must be deaf cause John didn't mind
A sound so bad that it curls your toes
Like a bunny rabbit in death throes
It's cacophony could be used as a torture means
Whoa whoa whoa
The painful sounds of Yoko

John and Yoko had their fame
She ruined every song they sang
Some say the band broke up because of she
She has a 'singing' voice of a banshee
And she screams and squawks and then she'll start to moan
Makes me groan
The ear splitting sound
Of Yoko

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eel deal - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
very well done but in fairness, she did have a few decent tracks.
CML - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment
This is really good ... Yeah, somewhere along the line John really lost the plot. She wasnt really pleasant to look at or listen to, yet John throws the Beatles over for her and forms something called the "Plastic Ono Band"
Zen Adam B. - September 08, 2023 - Report this comment
John married her for her money.
Zen Adam B. - December 08, 2023 - Report this comment
Well done! Eel is right though. I think the best album with Yoko on it is Double Fantasy, where she has 7 tracks. John should have left her in '74, but he had to prove that they were the perfect couple and everyone was wrong.

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