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Song Parodies -> "Cell Phone Bound"

Original Song Title:

"Homeward Bound"

Original Performer:

Simon and Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Cell Phone Bound"

Parody Written by:

G. R. Broski

The Lyrics

I'm sittin' in my jammie jams
Got my trusty android phone in hand
Oo oo
Taking photos of my lunchtime plate
Gonna post them on the internet
And see how many likes I get
And maybe find online success

Cell phone bound
I think I am
Cell phone bound
Phone where my games are playing
Phone where my attention's stayin'
Phone where my cyber friends wait
Patiently for me

My phone time is an endless stream
Of Tik Toc vids and funny memes
um hmm
And when I drive I have to text
To friends what I am doing next
And sometimes I gets in a wrecks
But at least I know I did connect

Cell phone bound
I know I am
Cell phone bound
Phone where my games are playing
Phone where my attention's stayin'
Phone where my cyber friends wait patiently for me

Some nights I have this scary dream
My phone is gone and I just scream
Oo oo
Cause I don't know how I could speak
To people standing next to me
I communicate by sending notes
By tapping on my phones blank screen

Cell phone bound
I'll always be
Cell phone bound
Phone where my games are playing
Phone where my attention's stayin'
Phone where my cyber friends wait
Patiently for me
Patiently for me


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Zen Adam B. - September 24, 2023 - Report this comment
Soon phones will be peoples' only reality, like The Matrix. Sad.

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