Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Eat All the Dopes (Zombie Time)"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss From A Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"Eat All the Dopes (Zombie Time)"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I've been wanting to tackle this song for a while, and was moved to write a zombie parody to it today. Let me know what you think, and ENJOY, if you survive...
There… used to be a busy city
Up there on the hill
We… invade
And eat until we’ve had our fill
Love… the brains
I’d cook them if I had a grill.
But did you know
We decompose
And always must feed on
the flesh that we need
and your spleen.

ZOMBIES
We will nibble on your wrist and your nose and your knee.
Ooh, the more we eat of you
the more’s amputee, yeah
And now that I skipped lunch at noon
My stomach has room
For your brains

Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da
Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da

There… isn’t much in terms of ammo
So we’re dropping by
Let… us in
I promise - we’ll only - say ‘HI’
Prêt-(ty) please?

To you we’re like a friendly neighbor who just wants a hand
Won't you tell us, can we…
‘Borrow’ those?
(An) arm, a leg
Don’t make us beg
Your eyes look delicious
Your skulls make good dishes, you see.

ZOMBIES
We compare you to an all-day buffet made of prey
Ooh, you know what goes with you?
A good cabernet, yeah
Now that we’re out on the loose
We’ll dine on the juic-i-est brains

Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da
Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da

You… should… kiss your own rump, say good-bye
(Soon…you’ll… only have stumps)
You… should… kiss your own rump, say good-bye
...And if you should fall, then you will die
You… should… kiss your own rump
…should kiss your own rump, say good-bye

Our pyramid of food to choose from
Has you as the grains
Meals contain…
Some bone mass, some pepper, YOUR BRAINS

To us you’re like a game of whack-a-mole, except you die
When you pop out we will…
Bite your head
Us zombie bros,
And zombie hos,
Make eyes become large
When we mass and we charge
Down the street

ZOMBIES
Be prepared because we eat all the dopes that we find
Ooh, if ever you’re in sight
We’ll be on your mind, yeah
Counting the days, twenty-eight
That’s too long to wait for your brains
Yes curse and swear because you missed, now we’re all on your heels
Ooh, a doggy bag of you
when strangers are meals, yeah

And now that the Dead have a Dawn
You’re undead and gone, ate your brains

Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da
Da da da, da da, da, da, da, da

Unless your first name is Shaun
Now you’re zombie pawns… out for brains

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   1
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I would love to see a music video for this one... To have a zombie come shambling and moaning onto a stage and suddenly start singing in Seal's high pitched voice would be hilarious! I'm always down for some Halloween inspired parodies and this one was fantastic!
Porfle Popnecker - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this an excellent zombie parody? Of corpse it is.
WarrenB - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
That was pretty brilliant. Nice use of the song's original weird rhythms. There are a lot of zombie parodies on this site, but this is definitely one of the better ones. Dead on.
MrMacphisto - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL... love it
Peter Andersson - April 23, 2012 - Report this comment
The original song is killing my brain, so I'd take my chances with the zombies rather than listen to it again. ;-)

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/seal18.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1303