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Song Parodies -> "Kiss For A Toad"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss From A Rose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Seal

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss For A Toad"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

just a play off of an old wise tale.
Intro: Ba da da
Da da da da da da
Ba da da
Da da da da da da

Verse 1: There used to be a fairytale that my mother told me
And if I kissed a toad, well he may really be
A sexy prince that may come and sweep me off my feet
Do you suppose, that when he croaks
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free

Chorus: Baby!
I perceive a tiny kiss for a toad on the lips
Ooh!
The more I think of it
The stranger it gets, yeah
And now that the toad is in tow
The lips hit the toad with a kiss

Ba da da
Da da da da da da

Verse 2: There is fully no greater voodoo
Than transmogrify
And it remains
A power, no pleasure, a pain
Baby…
To me he looks like an amphibian, I can’t deny
Let me tell you that is a lie, baby
And do you grasp, that when he gasps
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free

Chorus: Baby!
I conclude a mini kiss for a toad might just do
Ooh!
The more I think on it
The more it seems true, yeah
And now that I’ve come to realize
I see a trapped prince inside

Bridge: I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
I will kiss that damn toad on the lips
(… And if I should get Salmonella)
I will kiss that damn toad
Will kiss that damn toad on the lips

Verse 3: There is fully no greater voodoo
Than transmogrify
And it remains
A power, no pleasure, a pain
Baby…
To me he looks like an amphibian, I can’t deny
Let me tell you that is a lie, baby
I’ve had the thought
That when he squawks
He may be crying for help
And a smack may just set him free

Chorus: Baby!
I deduce another kiss for a toad just might work
Ooh!
The more I think on it
The more it just irks, yeah
And now that I’ve kissed this dumb toad
I know it’s a toad anyway

Chorus: Yes I surmise another kiss for a toad would be moot
Ooh!
The more I think of it
The more I feel duped, yeah
And now that I’ve kissed this dumb toad
I know it’s a toad anyway

Now that I think about it
It’s frogs that you’re suppose to kiss!
February 6, 2011 Please rate and comment :)!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Blayde - Not to mention the risk of getting warts on the lips! I guess that's better than having a frog in your throat. Fun job here. ;D
Mark Scotti - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
And there's a possiblity of gettin "deep croak"..LOL..the laughs just "hop" right out on this one!
SamuraiMaster - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) People who turn peopel to toads are f***ed in the head.
Matthias - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
This couldn't have been better timed for me because I just finished watching "Princess and the Frog" last night. Good movie and an equally good parody
Wild Child JIN - March 11, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: I guess this song is alright, if you're Kermit and Ms. Piggy. LOL! :-D No, seriously, excellent work! 555! ;-)
Abbott Skelding - March 12, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: Never actually heard the OS before right now. Eh, its alright. Your parody however, is really really well done! Nice work!
Below Average Dave - March 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Did anyone else notice the video linked to had Batman shots that went to this TOS? Anyway, Blaydeman this is the second song in the current string of contests that I felt was strong by you. This parody and AI shows what contests do, we all learn from each other--and you are learning fast, great job on this one, Seal's voice is very smooth, so making it about a Toad is just that much funnier
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Dave: this song was on the soundtrack for Batman Forever. As for the parody...bit repetitive, and the pacing was off in a few places, and the rhyme fail in verse two was a bit shocking (particularly given that you're heading the Hip-Hop Specialist contest, a genre where rhyming is a key asset). Still, a pretty good parody, it just could've used some fine-tuning here and there. Worth a 555

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