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"Golgo 13"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

"Golgo 13" is a Japanese manga series about the titular character, an international assassin for hire. It has spawned a few movies, a few video games and an anime television series. It is also the oldest continuously-running manga series, having run since 1968, barring a brief pause from May 2020-July 2020 due to the pandemic. Anyways, enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
He doesn’t have that much to say,
But you’ll get wrecked if you’re in his way.
You look around and see his face,
You’re in his sights and he’s sealed your fate.

I said, “pray for you”,*
‘Cause he’ll get you too!

A head explodes, a bullet flies,
He does his job and then someone dies.
He don’t recall where he came from,
He just knows he must waste the scum.

I said, “pray for you”,
‘Cause he’ll get you too!

They call him Golgo 13!

He hears a tale and grabs his gun,
On the way out, he has some fun.
He hops the globe to get his kill,
Up from Japan down to Brazil.

I said, “pray for you”,
‘Cause he’ll get you too!

They call him Golgo 13!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!
They call him Golgo 13, baby!

[guitar solo]

I said, “pray for you”,
‘Cause he’ll get you too!

They call him Golgo 13!

13 [x3]

Oh yeah! [x3]

[singer screams and glass flies as a shot hurtles through the air]
*-Refers to the song "Pray For You", the theme song for the 1983 anime movie "Golgo 13: The Professional"

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being assassinated.

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