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Song Parodies -> "Dear Jimmy Fallon, Please"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Me All I Need"

Original Performer:

The Scorpions

Parody Song Title:

"Dear Jimmy Fallon, Please"

Parody Written by:

Brad Snyder

The Lyrics

I don't have access to video equipment, much less know how I would make a video anyway. But I did have fun with this, and wanted to share it. -Brad
A Chordians

I write to you because you are the best host of all..late-night, by far.
I called your house many times. You never call back. It hurts inside.
I only want the chance to go and hang with you..there on your show.

Dear Jimmy Fallon, please! I only wanna be
The only friend you need. Dear Jimmy Fallon, please!

I bet that I’m your biggest fan. You want a buddy? I’m your man.
You will like me, I’m sure. My mother said so. You’d like her.
I gonna take a chance, and go to see you, say “hello!”!

Dear Jimmy Fallon, please, I’m begging on my knees.
Look over here, you’ll see - I’m right by camera three.
(Hi, Jimmy!)


Your band won’t go near me. Your crew thinks I’m loo-py.
My counselor would agree. He had my dose increased.

Your home is really neat. Restraining order? Please!
Just silly le-gal-ese. Wait. Who called the po-lice?

Was sued by NBC. A month, I’ll be released.
Dear Jimmy Fallon, please, say you will wait for me!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Peter Andersson - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Welcome to the One Week Notice Brad!

Much better than average newbie job here. At first I thought the way you've structured the lines would work against you, but not so much except for nicely covering up a few minor internal rhyming issues compared to the original. "My counselor would agree. He had my dose increased." is a great line for the chosen subject. I hope you'll stalk around and peek into future OWNs as well.
Agrimorfee - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
(sentimental piano plays) Thank you...(scribble) Dan Snyder...(scribble) for taking the role that I should have done for this week's One Week Notice challenge. (Audience laughs)...
Matthias - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Thank you to Peter for pointing out that we have another artist in our midst with this song! I loved Jimmy Fallon’s cameo in Jurassic World.
Brad Snyder - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that. I am gonna try Malibu. Let's see..."Pikachu"..."Who Are You?"..."Doctor Who"...hmm...-Brad
Brad Snyder - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Appreciate all the positive feedback. Even..(scribble) yours...(scribble) Agrimorfee (audience sits in silence..crickets chirp). How'd you know my nickname was "Dan"? B > ) "Brad"
Agrimorfee - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
(sorry :) )
Brad "Dan" Snyder - February 02, 2018 - Report this comment
No worries. I've been called worse.

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