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Band Name Origins:

  • The truth is Scissor Sister a a lesbian sex act. Jake Shears (vocals) thought that would be a funny and random name. Also it's a sexual innuendo not every one would understand. Submitted by: R. Mutt
  • Scissor Sisters is a euphemism for lesbians. Submitted by: Charlie

Stupid Band Names:

  • None of the members are related as sisters, and none of them have Scissor as a surname. Therefore this name is a misnomer in more ways than one. Submitted by: Joe
  • It could be a name for a family-owned hair salon! Submitted by: carly_carlz
  • Only one of them is a girl - and she isn't even the sister of any other band member! Submitted by: A Stranger
  • It sounds like the name of a girl's primary school needlework club Submitted by: Jason

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Let's Have A Pinky""Let's Have A Kiki"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Let's Have A Reeky""Let's Have A Kiki"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Let's Have A Geeky""Let's Have A Kiki"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Let's Have A Stinky""Let's Have A Kiki"D. Melody Dole, MD
"Let's Have A Leaky""Let's Have A Kiki"D. Melody Dole, MD

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Am I Going Insane?," Black Sabbath"I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters
"Am I A Toy Or A Treasure?," Kay Starr"I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters
"Which Way You Goin' Billy?," The Poppy Family"Any Which Way," Scissor Sisters
"Take It Or Leave It," Sublime With Rome"I Can't Decide," Scissor Sisters
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Stake Your Mama" originally "Take Your Mama"
She might be a vampire?
George Straitjacket

Change a Letter:

"Any Which Day" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"Any Which Bay" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"Any Which Wad" originally "Any Which Way"
Candy Welty
"I Can't Deride" originally "I Can't Decide"
Scarlett Lopez
"Wake Your Mama" originally "Take Your Mama"
Scarlett Lopez

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Laura""Loeber"Karl Hook Willers
"I Can't Decide""Painful Election '08"Chris Wolvie
"I Can't Decide""Wait I Can Decide"Alex Zander
"Don't Feel Like Dancing""No Good At Dancing"Phil Alexander
"Don't Feel Like Dancing""Don't Feel Like Dancing"Agent X
"Laura""The Game Boy Song"EyeSpit
"Laura""Where Are My Gloves?"NeonPaul

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
T**s on the RadioHoward Stern's Residencekookoodee
T**s On The RadioJanet Jackson's ResidenceFluffy Bunny

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
My Name Is
   Eminem
Laura
   Scissor Sisters
My Name Is Laura
Raphael
S*** On You
   D-12
Laura
   Scissor Sisters
S*** On You, Laura?
That dude'll never date a coprophilliac EVER AGAIN!
BobyBird
Let's Have A Kiki
   Scissor Sisters
Dee
   Ozzy Osbourne
Let's Have A Kiki Dee
Gretchen Wieners

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Paper Scissor Sisters
Paper Scissors combined with Scissor Sisters
Submitted By: Kelly Blythe
Twisted Scissor Sisters
Twisted Sister combined with Scissor Sisters
Just doing this one before someone else does. Mind you, Dee Snider wouldn't look too out of place!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Running Wild With Scissor Sisters
Running Wild combined with Scissor Sisters
A new group for parents everywhere to fear!
Submitted By: Josh
Genesissor Sisters
Genesis combined with Scissor Sisters
Peter Gabriel was wearing dresses on stage before those happy campers were even born.
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

There are additional Scissor Sisters Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Can't Decide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with the night & kill me
Original Lyrics:
I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife & kill me
"I Can't Decide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curled up tight & now it's rotten
Original Lyrics:
Curled up, died & now it's rotten
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like Danson, Danson
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin', dancin'
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little sultry Dennis Quaid
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Filthy Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not your business if I cross-dress
Original Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
Ooh, and I'm gorgeous!

Story about this misheard lyric by: Alice

This lyric was actually misheard by my best friend. We were in the car and the song came on the radio, my friend started singing the misheard lyric and then turned to me and said "I've never understood the title of this song. Where does the Filthy/Gorgeous bit come in?"

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"The Skins"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I've been kissed by a computer
Why They're Nonsensical:
A computer is an inanimate object - how can it kiss someone?
Submitted by: Mark Gonis
"Laura"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Won't you give me your love
Won't you give me your
Why They're Nonsensical:
The second time round they do not say the word 'love'!
Submitted by: Fred Green

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Mary"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Cos I'd give everything I have
To get all the things that bring you joy
You can have one day
Pure and simple happiness
Until that moment comes, I'll be here where I've always been
I'm gonna be your friend until the day I die
Why They're Misrhymed:
Have? Joy? Day? Happiness? Comes? Been? Friend? Die? It just don't rhyme!
Submitted by: mario
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin'.
Why They're Inappropriate:
This lyric seems so out of place in such a happy, party song. In the booklet of Now 65, it states that this is the happiest song ever written about staying at home doing nothing (or something like that).
Submitted by: rok iz kool
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Sir Sets Scissor Submitted by: Rhonda Hindle
Scissors Resist Submitted by: Rhonda Hindle

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Hairdressers
Because you need to be good with scissors there!
Submitted by: pickle

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