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There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Scissor Sisters on amIright currently.
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"Better Luck Next Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I'm Indian
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Original Lyrics:
I know I'm into you
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
"Comfortably Numb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to face the fast
Original Lyrics:
Just to face the facts
"Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's at the bottom of the 'things-to-do'.
Original Lyrics:
Even if I find nothin' better to do
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancin'
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance
I know that we can find a way
You'd think that I could rustle up a little soft shoe and hairspray
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance
I know that we can find a way
You'd think that I could rustle up a little soft shoe and hairspray
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the music starts to play
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft-to-gentle sway
When the music starts to play
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft-to-gentle sway
Original Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing with the old Joe at her place
My art can take the cash but mighty fit can't find a way
You think that I could bust her up a little sofshoo general's way.
My art can take the cash but mighty fit can't find a way
You think that I could bust her up a little sofshoo general's way.
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can’t find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
With the old gentlemen today
With the old gentlemen today
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
When the old Joanna plays
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the mojo's gone away
When the mojo's gone away
Original Lyrics:
But I don’t feel like dancin’
When the old Joanna plays
When the old Joanna plays
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I lust upon the little socks you swing this way.
You think that I lust upon the little socks you swing this way.
Original Lyrics:
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoe, gentle sway.
You think that I could muster up a little soft, shoe, gentle sway.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't feel like Danzig, Danzig.
Original Lyrics:
Don't fell like dancing, dancing.
"Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe jealous suede
Original Lyrics:
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft-shoe gentle sway.
"Filthy Gorgeous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
Ooh, and I'm gormless!
Ooh, and I'm gormless!
Original Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
Ooh, and I'm gorgeous!
Ooh, and I'm gorgeous!
"Filthy Gorgeous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not your business if I cross-dress
Original Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
Ooh, and I'm gorgeous!
Ooh, and I'm gorgeous!
"Filthy, Gorgeous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz you're fifty, and you're gorgeous.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz your filthy, and you're gorgeous.
"Filthy/Gorgeous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
But you're nausous!
But you're nausous!
Original Lyrics:
'Cos you're filthy
But you're gorgeous!
But you're gorgeous!
"Filthy/Gorgeous" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the people that you need
Original Lyrics:
And the people that you meet
"Fire with Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under neon stars
There's a million lies
There's a million lies
Original Lyrics:
Underneath your skies
There's a million lights
There's a million lights
"I Can't Decide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curled up tight & now it's rotten
Original Lyrics:
Curled up, died & now it's rotten
"I Can't Decide"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with the night & kill me
But you might crawl out with the night & kill me
Original Lyrics:
I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife & kill me
But you might crawl out with a knife & kill me
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like Danson, Danson
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin', dancin'
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like Passover, Passover
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin', dancin'
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance with me
I'll make it find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft shoe and a sway.
When the mojo starts to play
Come on and take a chance with me
I'll make it find a way
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft shoe and a sway.
Original Lyrics:
But I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
When the old Joanna plays
My heart could take a chance
But my two feet can't find a way
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like textin', textin'
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancin', dancin'
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little soft, shoop devil sway.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little sultry Dennis Quaid
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think that I could muster up a liposuction gentle sway
Original Lyrics:
You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
D'you think that icon must have done a little sausage and a sway?
Original Lyrics:
You'd think that I could muster up a little soft shoe, gentle sway.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel aggressive-gressive
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing, dancing
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
When the Georgia in the place.
When the Georgia in the place.
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays.
When the old Joanna plays.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
With the ojo into place.
With the ojo into place.
Original Lyrics:
I don't feel like dancing
When the old Joanna plays.
When the old Joanna plays.
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just lay me down as you float away into the summer air
Original Lyrics:
Just lay me down as you float away into the shimmer light
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart could take a chance,
am I too naked by the way?
am I too naked by the way?
Original Lyrics:
My heart could take a chance but my two feet can't find a way
"I Don't Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we yodel and play
Original Lyrics:
When the old Johanna plays
"Laura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don´t you give me your
Cha'mone, cha'mone.
Cha'mone, cha'mone.
Original Lyrics:
Don´t you give me your
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
"Laura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laura, you want to meet a danger man.
Original Lyrics:
Laura, can't you give me some time?
"Laura" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you just tell sins and daddies?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you just tell Cincinnati?
"Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Casper for an extra breath
Original Lyrics:
Gasping for an extra breath
"Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasping for that extrovert
Original Lyrics:
Gasping for an extra breath
"Return To Oz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now she just wanders the halls.
Original Lyrics:
And now she's justa one of the pawns.
"Return To Oz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've lost my face and now it can't be found.
Original Lyrics:
I've lost my place and now it can't be found.
"Return To Oz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She tried the last one on
'Cos it's feet fell off.
'Cos it's feet fell off.
Original Lyrics:
She tried the last one on
Couldn't speak, fell off.
Couldn't speak, fell off.
"Return To Oz" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We thank the world with smiles and clenching jaws.
Original Lyrics:
We fled the world with smiles and clenching jaws.
"She's My Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is to eat 'til your p*** tastes funny.
Original Lyrics:
All you need's just a fist of a tear-stained bunny.
"She's My Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
This town was built on muddy stilts
By the lunar d*** parade.
By the lunar d*** parade.
Original Lyrics:
This town was built on muddy stilts
By the lunatic parade.
By the lunatic parade.
"Take Your Mama Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because the dance, it don't mind if you're new or aged
If the diplomatum make a cut.
If the diplomatum make a cut.
Original Lyrics:
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut.
If you tip 'em and they make a cut.
"Take Your Mama Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
What we're doing on a fist-weekend.
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
What we're doing on a fist-weekend.
Original Lyrics:
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing, oh, the best we can.
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing, oh, the best we can.
"Take Your Mama Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
What we're doing, when all of this began.
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
What we're doing, when all of this began.
Original Lyrics:
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing, oh, the best we can.
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing, oh, the best we can.
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